Who Fancies Sarah Palin ?

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  1. gingernuts

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    Politics aside, she really looks after herself. I would. Would you ?
     
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    no.

    the hypocritical, opportunist, shit ignorant fucktard does not deserve the kind of rogering I can offer....

    besides, just one wink or 'yewbetcha' and I would have to smother her with a pillow.
     
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    What is it about making Sarah Palin scream "Fuck me...yes, Fuck Me!" that excites me...

    I will never understand my libido...
     
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    If you think Sarah Palin's hot, but despise her for the above-mentioned reasons (like me) you might want to check out Porn Star Lisa Ann's work:

    Lisa Ann Sex Videos and Porn Movies - Keezmovies

    I learned about her after watching an episode of "30Rock" where she had a cameo, playing a porn star pretending to be Liz Lemon (Tina Fey). Hahah.
     
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    I bet she looks awful once you get her naked, the classic "good from far, but far from good". And if you get her preggers she won't let ya abort, so you'd be stuck with a re-re baby! :O
     
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    I'd say FUCK SARAH PALIN! (Then smother her with the pillow.)
     
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    I'd vote for her again.
     
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    My fantasy for Sarah Palin: I'd like to dress her in fur, throw her out in the snow, take a shotgun in a helicopter and run the bitch down. I would joyfully blow painful holes in her, taking out a leg and watching her hobble for awhile, then a couple in her side, until she was a bloody mess laying whimpering in the snow. Then I would enjoy placing my ice crusted boot on her neck and slowly pressing down. I'd hack off her forearm and hang her body from the 'copter. Can't decide if I would let her den of young ones slowly starve to death or be merciful and just give them each a bullet to the head.

    That's just one fantasy.

    I have loathed her long and despised her with vigor, well before she was ever a blip on McCain's radar. She severely tests my code of, "Do no harm." No amount of hard body or cute glasses would ever get me to touch that woman with anything other than malicious intent. Vile. Despicable. Evil wrapped up in a pretty bow. If her God truly loves her, he will keep her out of my path.

    And here you all thought I was so sweet....
     
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    Gulp
     
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    i think it would be funny. I would be held up as a god to her supporters and i could be the pied piper and walk them into the sea. I might have to die but its for the good of the world...
     
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    Whoa!
     
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    Here I was all ready to compose a lenghthy and intelligent diatribe against this betch...and I was beaten to the punch in just two concise sentences.

    A) Not qualified for Washington
    B) Not even remotely the "everyday hockey mom" she paints herself to be.
    C) The most blatant phoney in politics since (name any other random politician).
    D) Attratcive yes, but that does not negate her "fucktard" status.
     
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    At least I am not alone
     
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    She's attractive because she keeps in shape. She's smart enough to know that being at least somewhat attractive is important for a politician. I'd love to see her in an SI swimsuit issue. She was a sports anchor after all, among her many talents!

    She's not "smart" in the way that calculating liberal weasels are. She doesn't sarcastically mock the government that protects her... unlike the libtards who are never happy with any kind of conformity. Instead, she offers new solutions, as a true Maverick should. When Palin asks a question, people listen. Who didn't watch the VP debate? A moron would never be as popular (or as controversial) as her!

    Palin has a photographic memory and, I hear, can remember almost any fact you tell her. She is a very quick study and went from being an Alaskan Governor to expert in world affairs. She even gave Obama some advice on invading Iran this past week. Her knowledge of the Bush Doctrine is unprecedented, and she can explain it without alot of fancy words or big city academic terms. She keeps things simple so that real Americans can understand. Americans aren't stupid, and she knows that.

    What makes Palin so smart is her dogged determination. She acts and doesn't whine about the "right course of action" like liberals do. When you're a governor, you can't take decades to decide on the morality of every action. You have to act, and act fast.

    Palin knows exactly what she wants. She has her sights set on Washington and nothing is going to stop her from taking it over. How's that for smart!
     
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    No. If I'm going to fuck a moron, she has to be younger than me at least. And better looking.

    Otherwise she's not bringing much to the table.
     
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    um...no.
     
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    Was she in Monty Python?
     
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    ^^ It took a minute, but I finally got that.
    :haha:
     
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    Apparently, what you consider smart, I consider odious and abhorrent.

    I'm sorry. Were those words too fancy for you?
     
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