Who Farted?

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naughty_girl said:
I didnt know they had guiness over there! thought it was only in uk and ireland.. ok think im being a bit thick now. EVERYONE STOP FARTING! :tongue:

If we didn't have Guiness over here, I'd have to jump of a tall building.Several times.
 

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Chuck64 said:
Now Matthew, that's not very lady-like. Didn't your mother teach you better?

Don't you dare bring my momma into this now, grrrrl. :wink:




Especially when it concerns farting.
 

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TexAssgirl said:
From what I hear though, our Guiness sucks compared to the real deal that y'all have over there.

Luckily for us Canadians, we get ours imported from the Emerald Isle herself.
Life is sweet. Trouble is my waist line isn't what it used to be.
 

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To the tune of Gloria Gaynor's - 'I Will Survive'....

First I was afraid, I was petrified
I could feel a strange commotion deep in my backside
I had spent so many nights trying to contain the pong
But I grew strong
And my arse burst into song
And so my gas
Had come to pass
As long as I know how to fart the world can kiss my ass
I got all my life to live
I got all my wind to give
It's fun to fart
It's fun to fart