Who Farted?

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Just so long as we're clear on that.

*bends over*

See, that's why I like you (gives Spladle a straight kiss)

 

[B_Spladle]

See, that's why I like you (gives Spladle a straight kiss)

It's not gay if you think about girls while you're doing it, right?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

It's not gay if you think about girls while you're doing it, right?

No.

 

[Matthew]

Then I'm straight too. Have a seat.

Just so long as we're clear on that.

*bends over*

I've narrowed it down to you two.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I've narrowed it down to you two.

Us? We're str8! We only do this cause we're horny, not cause we like guys!

 

[Matthew]

We only do this cause we're horny, not cause we like guys!

Do what, fart?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Do what, fart?

Pound each other's rectums until they're loose and queefy.

 

[jeff black]

Something smells in here....................

Perhaps, it is all this fart talk people have been doing on the threads.

 

[Hatched69]

He who smelt it, dealt it!!

The fleas and the trees ask "No Trouser Sneeze, please!"

***farts loudly and crop-dusts***

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

My dog frequently rips off SBD's, then slinks aways. Try explaining that to people who drop over and suddenly encounter the wall of stench. :redface:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

My dog frequently rips off SBD's, then slinks aways. Try explaining that to people who drop over and suddenly encounter the wall of stench. :redface:

Eccchh!Don't even get me started about dog farts with me there, John! My neighbor's goddamn dogs got so much gas, they could do the transcontinental drive 8x's!

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Eccchh!Don't even get me started about dog farts with me there, John! My neighbor's goddamn dogs got so much gas, they could do the transcontinental drive 8x's!

Chuck, you have really bad canine karma.:tongue:

 

[DC_DEEP]

Chuck, you have really bad canine karma.:tongue:

Uh, wouldn't that be dogma?

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Uh, wouldn't that be dogma?

You are so quick this morning, DC, and never inclined to pass up a chance for a pun. Shameful but so appealing. Woof, as Lex would say.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Chuck, you have really bad canine karma.:tongue:

Likewise, the puppies have a really bad case of gastrointestinal tract gas.:tongue:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

You live in an oderiferous world, Chuck. Seems that you have to deal with a couple varieties of assholes where you live. Maybe it's time you started fighting fire with fire. Eat lots of Indian food and wash it down with a six pack of beer, then drop in on your neighbor and give freely of yourself.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You live in an oderiferous world, Chuck. Seems that you have to deal with a couple varieties of assholes where you live. Maybe it's time you started fighting fire with fire. Eat lots of Indian food and wash it down with a six pack of beer, then drop in on your neighbor and give freely of yourself.

Already started there, John. Just bought a whole mess of cabbage, defrosted some homemade chili,(My own, thank you very much!:biggrin1: ) and took out some Coor's near beer from my trunk(I was planning on saving it for my late uncle, but............) . And I plan on setting up a small portable fan with an oscillator irght in the common area to literally raise a stink!:tongue: :biggrin1:

 

[DaveyR]

Well this fart is nearly six months old now so it must be pretty rancid.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Already started there, John. Just bought a whole mess of cabbage, defrosted some homemade chili,(My own, thank you very much!:biggrin1: ) and took out some Coor's near beer from my trunk(Iwas planning on saving it for my late uncle, but............) . And I plan on seing up a small portable fan with an oscillator irght in the common area to literally raise a stink!:tongue: :biggrin1:

You're a real prince, Chuck.:biggrin1:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You're a real prince, Chuck.:biggrin1:

I know, I know, I'm a pisser, and Li'l bastard, but hey, blame my parents for not beating me enough.:tongue: :biggrin1: