Who has been to a nudist resort?

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  1. I have Foreskin

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    Anyone ever been to a nudist resort, and what can you tell us about your trip?

    I went to one this past weekend, and I had a good time. Temps were kind of cool in the 60's, but it was supposed to be a sunny day.

    I walked around with my cock out for 3 hours and saw several very nice sets of tits, including one set of real big whoppers on a thin woman in her 40's.:eek:

    I thought I might get a boner from seeing the tits, which apparently is a bad idea at a nudist resort, but my cock behaved itself pretty well. One time, when I was walking by the laundry rooms, there was a lady in there in her later 50's. Nice D cup tits, some muff hair, not bad at all for her age. I talked to her for a few minutes, and whenever she was not looking and putting her clothes in the washers, I gave my cock a few quick strokes to get it half erect for her. After about 10 minutes I left and so did she.

    One thing I liked was that although I'm no bodybuilder, I was in better physical condition than 75% of the men there. I think I was one of very few men who did not shave their ball hair.

    One thing that really pissed me off was that I saw several men who were uncut. Lucky bastards.

    One thing that was kinda nasty was seeing people who were apparently long time nudists / suntanners, that had skin that was old and wrinkly and looked like a leather bag or something. More a reddish brown color than a normal white person's skin. :puke:

    I look forward to going back on a warmer weekend and showing off my cock and hairy balls to all the women! I hope there will be many more there on a warm weekend! There were about 30 there when I went.
     
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    Sorry you sound a little like a small minded bragger.

    Why go to a nudist colony when you have internet strokes?
     
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    My wife and I went many years ago to a resort. I was very young and there was only one family there. They had a beautiful daughter who kept staring at my cock, which caused frequent erections. We were there about 5 days and both the young woman's parents and my wife found the situation amusing, while I had to keep finding ways to hide it.
    Now we are much older, and have been going to Apollo Beach in Florida for about 7 years. We tend to go early and stay late, and have a tent-like cabana, so I often get hard just messing around with my wife. The folks who go there are generally pretty laid back and it's common for many to walk up and visit. I have received comments and compliments about my stuff, but I appreciate more the compliments my wife gets when she spreads. She is one of the few women who has a natural bush, and I've seen her cause LOTS of boners.
     
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    What does your member name mean? :confused:
     
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    Yes, I went to one last year for the first time. Not my thing at all. We were just leered at the whole time so we stayed sat down on our beach mats, scared to stand up! It was a mostly Gay one & I suspect they have a different dynamic to family orientated ones. Very different!

    Personally, I think guys look a lot sexier in a hot pair of tight swimming trunks. Especially when they're wet.

    ps; I'm talking about a nudist beach, not resort. If that matters.
     
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    What nudist resort do you go to? There are some nice ones in California and some fabulous ones in Florida.
     
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    I actually had to roost at the house portion of a nudist colony... for OLD PEOPLE during the summertime for a month. one look at those old geezers in the buff was enough to give me retina burn.
     
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    I know I can find lots of porn on the internet, I've been whacking off in front of my PC for years!:rolleyes:

    I wanted to go somewhere for people to see my cock and balls, and just walk around naked for a while. I am naked in my apartment all the time, but no one gets to see anything like that.

    So I put on my shoes and nothing else, and walked around like "check this out bitches".

    It was fun!
     
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    I am a regular lease holder at a nudist resort. It is a family orientated place. I love the relaxing days of doing nothing but hanging out.
     
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    I was looking forward to going to a nudist resort this weekend but it's too cold.

    Hopefully next weekend is warmer, and warm enough that my cock and balls hang more to put on a good show for the women!!!!!:cool:
     
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    I'll post this for the benefit of all those who want to show off.

    I visited a nudist resort in Indiana last summer that is anywhere from playful to outright orgiastic depending on the weekend and the crowd. It is the perfect place for you to show off your junk, but don't go to just any nudist park, that's a bad idea.

    The place to go to show off is called Sun Aura Resort near Roselawn, Indiana. There is another nudist resort just down the street, believe it or not, but this is west of that one.

    I was there in early August and it was nice and hot during the day so you can wander out back in these broad sand dunes away from all the houses and trailers and who knows what happens back there. That night it got ridiculously cold overnight but that must have been a fluke, just go in summer when it's warm on a weekend and you should have more fun than you can manage.

    Just don't be a dick, play it cool. If you go around like god's gift to women you will get shut out quickly, and it's a small town so word travels VERY fast!
     
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