Who has the biggest dick in this years American Idol?

[dickon]

This year seems a particularly small cocked year to me. I reckon Kris is the only one with anything at all to show.

 

[kyberneticka]

All right so just found this, so now it's a tie between Ryan and Adam!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uq_qOsbQ-yI/ReTpvptQm6I/AAAAAAAAAR4/XS0xatRk5vw/s400/simon+and+ryan.JPG

Simon's underwear made me laugh.
Here's the original.

 

[bigdicksarebest]

Simon...Sorry I read it wrong I thought you wrote who is the biggest dick on Idol. Biggest dick award goes to Paula I bet she is hung like a horse

 

[Dooky]

idk i thought i saw ryan bulging the other day. coulda swore i saw it man

 

[Wish-4-8]

How would anyone know any of this? I guess with all the new cable features these days, is X-Ray vision included?

 

[jackingoff10]

I'm going with Adam! Those tight jeans reveal a BIG bulge!

 

[mykal923]

im still going with Danny even if he doesnt have the biggest cock he has some nice thick thighs and im sure a nice deep ass

 

[B_Nick8]

In deference to my buddy Skull, no comment.

 

[jackingoff10]

All right so just found this, so now it's a tie between Ryan and Adam!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uq_qOsbQ-yI/ReTpvptQm6I/AAAAAAAAAR4/XS0xatRk5vw/s400/simon%2Band%2Bryan.JPG

 

[Skull Mason]

it is the same one who has the biggest balls and we know who that is.

 

[jackingoff10]

Actually no...who is it you mean?

 

[B_Nick8]

it is the same one who has the biggest balls and we know who that is.

Tsk, tsk. :nono:

 

[Skull Mason]

The man who dares to wear eye liner and black nail polish during country week. The man who takes a country classic and turns it into a dark, orgasmic, nine inch nails-esque version. The man who dares step to robert plant and the mighty led zeppelin, and succeeds. The man who dare not hide his sexuality in the face of haters and criticism in an america that hasn't come as far as we would like to believe. There is only one man left with a giant nutsack.

 

[deleted335119]

All right so just found this, so now it's a tie between Ryan and Adam!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uq_qOsbQ-yI/ReTpvptQm6I/AAAAAAAAAR4/XS0xatRk5vw/s400/simon%2Band%2Bryan.JPG

that's a fake. Nickelodeon would never allow adults in boxer-briefs on their station, not to mention the Kids' Choice Awards!

 

[B_Nick8]

There is only one man left with a giant nutsack.

This thread is about American Idol, not you, Skull. :wink:

 

[nattynatt]

None of 'em.

 

[FelixM]

I think kris was the only cute one in the bunch...he is the only one I'd wonder about....I kinda think some of this year's season was staged...like Adam almost getting eliminated.....also Michael was another cute guy...he had a babyface

 

[Deno]

Randy Jackson!!

 

[joeweekend]

Afraid I didn't watch. But it's nice to know that someone's keeping track of whether it's a good cock year on American Idol. I certainly wouldn't have thought to follow that vital statistic myself.

Since you guys follow this, tell me: what were the best cock years on American Idol?

 

[Skull Mason]

This thread is about American Idol, not you, Skull. :wink:

just make sure you get your at&t go-phone by tuesday night so you can vote.