Who has the Biggest Penis

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by Imported, Dec 28, 2004.

  1. Imported

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    Mr.38cm: Do somebody know who has got the biggest penis on this website? Are there Pictures of it?

    And how big is the biggest penis of the whole world. do somebody know?
     
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    I guess the answer you're looking for is......you.......yes.......and you
     
  3. Imported

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    Mr.38cm: I don't think so. Is there no bigger one?
     
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    You have the biggest and the most beautiful. Definitely.
     
  5. Imported

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    Mr.38cm: Oh, thank you...
     
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    If yours was real then you would.

    Biggest on this site, I dunno, I've got just under 12" and I think The Overlord has 12" exactly, I'm not sure about anyone else bigger than that though.

    Biggest in the world is Jonah Falcon with 13.5" apparently :)
     
  7. Knight-7x6

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    I heard the biggest was Rip (read it on this site) supposedly he put Mr Falcon to shame but Rip doesnt take pictures, I think DMW has seen Rip for real though. And I was going to keep this a secret but I have the biggest dick here :p lol really I dont care.
     
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    Who's Rip? :blink:
     
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    I think a pornstar of some kind, maybe gay but pretty famous I think, some of the older memebers would know and maybe the thread is still here, on some far away pages dunno in which section though. I think he as around 14 or 15 inches and thick.
     
  10. Imported

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    Thanatos: SOMEONE had fun with photoshop!
     
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    Rip's cock is the biggest that I've seen, but he's not a member of this site. Rip says that he has seen two cocks bigger than his. But who has the biggest cock here? I don't think any of the regular posters care. One of the great things about this site is that we can discuss size issues without turning it into a size contest. There are plenty of 'my-cock-is-bigger-than-your-cock' websites; we don't need to turn this into another one.
     
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    I meant Rip's is the biggest in the world or at least bigger than Falcon's :p and those twists and turns in 38cm's avatar are comical hehe.
     
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    The only thing that I know is that Mr.38CM's cock is definitely odd looking if not fake. But who knows, maybe it is real....
     
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    To get a really accurate answer we would all have to measure the VOLUME of our dick.
    That should be fun!
     
  15. Donk

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    O.K., some clarifications: Jonah Falcon may well be the biggest dick in the world, but he does not have the largest actual penis. As DMW verified, we both have personal knowledge of at least one guy (the same one--Rip, with about 14 real inches) with a larger one. And there is evidence that even larger ones exist (in addition to the guys DMW mentions as being reported to him by Rip, I would add guys like "Moby Dick" a.k.a. "Texas Longhorn" and his video colleagues, who have been discussed on this site before).

    And Rip (as far as I know) is not a pornstar or a member of this site, he is a real-life guy who just happens to make a habit of displaying his amazing appendage. For those who weren't around back when I reported this incident, I encountered Rip in an airport restroom where he was obviously flaunting his endowment. As a straight guy on a business trip, I was just in there to do my business before boarding, but I could not help noticing (and being impressed by) this display. We wound up being on the same plane, and he repeated the show when I went to take a pee again after we landed. I had a pretty good look at his schlong, which appeared to be only semi-hard and at least 12" in that state. In one of those "it's a small world after all" moments, DMW identified the man as Rip when I posted a description of the guy and his behavior on this site.

    I also agree with the wise DMW that this site should not be turned into a size contest.

    Finally, I'll share this amusing statement I found on a site called "World Sex Records": "The largest well attested penises would seem to be between ten and twelve inches in the erect state." http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-001.htm. Now, I can attest for a fact that my 11" penis is far from being the largest in the world, and there are surely bigger ones on this site. Still, it's kinda neat to be in the same range with the alleged "largest well attested penises."
     
  16. Cobalt Blue

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    Indeed. Volume is the only criterion which can be used to gauge a truly large penis...
    In this respect, I nominate the member Lampwick: An amazing appendage, and lots of pictures to prove it. :eek: By far the biggest member on this site
    :blink:
     
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    the biggest dick hmmm? i sort of lose interest after 9''. i am curious those does mr.38cm believe his avatar? you r joking (i hope).
     
  18. soccerfanatic

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    No offense to the guy but it looks more like a tapeworm than a penis.

    I agree though, this shouldn't be turned into a size contest.

    I've never heard much about this Jonah Falcon guy, what's he done to attract so much hatred?
     
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    Spank_The_Monkey I wish you hadn't invoked the name of Jonah Falcon; even as you read this Robert Fish is busy practicing Kung Fu on his poor computer. Actually Robert posted an extremely well thought out (mmm- too thought out) expose at the Portals Of Evil website on 7/02/03, using quasi- remote sensing techniques to show the Falcon penis to be around 9"-10" and not the eighteen and -a -half -feet claimed by its owner, one Jonah.

    I've never failed to be amazed at the amount of antipathy this hapless "schmuck" arouses in people. This guy alternates between rotund and a Sperm whale, lives with his mother at the age of thirtysomething, and the only apparent career he has is part-time online film critic and penis flasher. His exploits have fallen off of late, at least online; one of his last posts recounts Jonah's miraculous discovery of penis enlargement pills and the wonders of tugging on his organ. He reported that his penis was now the size of a Volkwagon Jetta.

    SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION

    I wasn't going to amplify on the post but in interests of science I must. Back in the 90's, to augment my meager income as a then Regional Airline Saab 340 pilot, I briefly worked for the quintessential nutty phalloplastic surgeon. Picture a goofy doctor with a hopelessly aged toupee consisting of hair that was once a nocturnal creature shot by the musket of Davey Crocket. One day he phoned me with the breathless message that the same people who produced "Breast" were video taping one for penises, called "Private Dicks." Would I please-please drag my long dong to New York and represent him. People would see me and he would get beau-coup business. I told him no way when I found out there would be a noticable absence of hot Heidi Klum types moaning "make mine monster dick." In fact NO women would be on the show. So his trusty assistant Jim went and did a great interview. Jim, for those who recall the program, was the short muscular guy.

    I've said all that because as a consequence of Jim's taping I was privy to some juicey Jonah Falcon news. In the green room, or what passed for such at the taping, Jim sat there reading a men's heath magazine while a guy in spandex bike pants and a ridiculous checkered shirt nervously paced around saying things like "I wonder if they'll want us hard? I wonder how big the other guys are?" Not the model of supreme confidence. Come taping Jim does his thing and then it's Jonah's turn. It's obvious he's been masturbating in the men's head as his dick was initially red and long as he could get it at the taping.

    Still he started to flail away with it, on camera, trying to make it longer, and the video technicians were so amused they started to chuckle. (Some of the flailing was captured on the final HBO tape.) Then the interview started and Jonah made some rediculous pronouncements like "it was 8" when I was six, 10" at eight..." I think the tape cut him off at age thirteen. The tech guys were howling because his dong was obviously hanging about 7" from stage fright, albeit a thick 7" inches. After all the fire water and hot air one of the camera guys said, "O.K. dude, let's see what you can do. Show us 13.5." Petrified, Jonah started yanking and pulling in vain, so much that a female member of the crew thought he would pull the damn thing off. All to no avail. The final shot shows him as large as he could get it, when he first got on camera wearing his rediculous Kentuckey Derby-like jockey/bike shirt and no drawers. It looked to be about 8."

    To Jim's knowledge he was never measured by the HBO production crew and was far (like 6") shorter than his professed size. Jonah has frequently posted that he was in fact measured at 13.5" at the taping. To my knowledge the only fully erect picture of Jonah is the one Robert Fish mentioned, the one where Falcon has the pained look of constipation with his penis by his forearm. Jim said that Falcon was around 5' 9" tall, so if he has a 32" sleeve- yeah it's around a 9" to 10" erection.

    So there you have it.

    :D
     
  20. Simon9

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    Whew!


    And, weird a coincidence as this must be, I think I too encountered "Rip" many years ago at Newark airport. I didn't introduce myself. I don't even remember his face. I merely found myself standing next to a nicely dressed, large man casually playing with a 12"-14" semi erect penis at a urinal. I've never seen anything like it before or since. I mistook it for a wine bottle when I first walked in.

    Now there CAN'T be more than one like that hanging about airports on display.

    Or can there?

    If it IS the same guy, I find it amazing that three members here have personally seen him do his thing at the airport.

    :wacko:
     
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