Who Has The Upper Hand . . .

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When the day is over and the lights are low, you lay down and a thought enters your mind.

Perhaps it is the guy you saw on the bus, was that really his cock in those shorts or is he smuggling something. It may have been that girl at the coffee shop that looked you up and down. Wait, was I imagining that.

Either way you are alone and sleep is miles off. Who has the advantage when it comes to pleasing one’s self... guys or girls?

Do you think you have it better, or is the opposite sex holding all the cards. Let me know your thoughts.
 
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I don't look at it as a contest, but if I did...

I fuckin WIN.

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Guys definitely have the advantage with efficiency. There are a lot of circumstances in which a guy can knock one out before a woman even gets the Hitachi plugged in.
 
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I also get the sense that men spend a lot more time and effort perfecting the process.

You'd be mistaken...

I've perfected how to get myself off by penetrating my vagina and anus in so many ways, and by flicking my clit, sometimes while penetrating one or both my holes... Or I can play with my nipples until I cum, mixing and matching until I find Every Possible way to physically stimulate myself.

While I personally would rather not have my sex organs because I have a personal grudge against mine, I would be full of shit if I said I'd rather masturbate as a man.
 

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Guys definitely have the advantage with efficiency. There are a lot of circumstances in which a guy can knock one out before a woman even gets the Hitachi plugged in.

My record time getting myself off is less than 30 seconds. No toys involved. Just FYI.
 
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Guys definitely have the advantage with efficiency. There are a lot of circumstances in which a guy can knock one out before a woman even gets the Hitachi plugged in.

Nah. I can knock out an orgasm in under 30 seconds if I'm just trying to have a quick one.

As for who has the upper hand? Given I can't swap genitals at will along the lines of a Mr Potato Head, I don't know. I can't do a side by side comparison. I can easily have multiple orgasms, anal play, clitoral, vaginal, nipples, squirt/gush, heck even some kinds of pain are delicious to me. I'm not feeling like I'm lacking in my solo sex life, just because I don't have a penis.
 

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When the day is over and the lights are low, you lay down and a thought enters your mind.

Perhaps it is the guy you saw on the bus, was that really his cock in those shorts or is he smuggling something. It may have been that girl at the coffee shop that looked you up and down. Wait, was I imagining that.

Either way you are alone and sleep is miles off. Who has the advantage when it comes to pleasing one’s self... guys or girls?

Do you think you have it better, or is the opposite sex holding all the cards. Let me know your thoughts.

I don't fantasize about real strangers ever. I notice attractive women when I'm out and about, they catch my eye, but they don't later become wank fodder.

I fantasize about either women I know and am attracted to, or else fictitious women.
 
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I don't fantasize about real strangers ever. I notice attractive women when I'm out and about, they catch my eye, but they don't later become wank fodder.

I fantasize about either women I know and am attracted to, or else fictitious women.

Yay! Someone similar to me :D I don't use strangers for wank fodder. It's either people I've actually been intimate with or purely fictitious characters from a book or some such.
 

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You'd be mistaken...

I've perfected how to get myself off by penetrating my vagina and anus in so many ways, and by flicking my clit, sometimes while penetrating one or both my holes... Or I can play with my nipples until I cum, mixing and matching until I find Every Possible way to physically stimulate myself.

While I personally would rather not have my sex organs because I have a personal grudge against mine, I would be full of shit if I said I'd rather masturbate as a man.
Nah. I can knock out an orgasm in under 30 seconds if I'm just trying to have a quick one.

As for who has the upper hand? Given I can't swap genitals at will along the lines of a Mr Potato Head, I don't know. I can't do a side by side comparison. I can easily have multiple orgasms, anal play, clitoral, vaginal, nipples, squirt/gush, heck even some kinds of pain are delicious to me. I'm not feeling like I'm lacking in my solo sex life, just because I don't have a penis.

uhhh... no offense, but I think I can use a cold shower about now.