Went to a party with an old girlfriend at the time playing beer pong til 5am and everyone was pretty lit, can't remember how we got on the topic but my girl kept saying how big I was and a few of the drunk gals said ok let's see and started a compare dicks contest. They got out a tape measure and all. I had two inches on 2nd place but one one beat me in girth. Happy I won length lol but the next day was spent drinking Gatorade and Tylenol
Who have you compared with?
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Oh yea, as a teen I compared with a neighbor friend and once on a cruise ship in the shower after the sauna 
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))no one directly, except my older brother. and that was when he found out I had inherited the family's large gene and he had not. my wife has measured me and compared my measurements to her other gfs husbands, boyfriends measurements.
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Just last year, at a private skinny dipping pool party, on a large estate.
I compared with 4 guys, a girl and no shit...a freakin horse!
The guys were commenting about the horse when the girl (wife of one guy) laughed and challenged us to see who was 2nd to the horse.
Well, at least I was bigger than...
her clit.
I compared with 4 guys, a girl and no shit...a freakin horse!
The guys were commenting about the horse when the girl (wife of one guy) laughed and challenged us to see who was 2nd to the horse.
Well, at least I was bigger than...
her clit.
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I remember an old girl friend's brother shocked me ond day when he told me his sister said i was pretty good in bed. He said that because i was circumcised i was probibly a smaller dude cause circumcised guys are small. I honestly think he just wanted to see my dick we argued a bit my stance was being circumcised has nothing to do with size. I finally stood up and undid my shorts and pulled out my circumcised penis and my balls i think he was impressed he pulled his out too he walked toward me and put his cock next to mine. Soft we were the same i told him that hard is what counts he started to jack his cock and so did i hard as a rock my cock was thicker but we mesured thd same in length. I told him ghat i beat him in the ball catagory mmine were bigger and had more hang. He said thst his sister did like my balls he reached for them and started rubing them real good got me hot i started to jackoff in front of himi was getting ready tto cum he got down and took my cock in his mouthand tottotally swallowed my load shocked but it felt great. Not only did i unload my stuff into Janie i gave it to her brother too.?
I haven't compared with many guys in person, but I have via Facebook chat or text message. About half have actually traded boner pics with me, most of them gay though two of them entirely straight (one shortly after got married and now has a kid) and one who's currently desperately trying to pretend he's straight.
I tend to be bigger or about the same size (of the ones with pics, I have one good friend who's about the same length but not quite as thick, and one who's almost two inches shorter but almost exactly the same girth and weirdly similar shape; I have two other friends who claim to be around the same length and one who's half an inch longer, but I've yet to see photographic proof). There's also one guy who has a pic of his thoroughly average cock on an old porn-reblog-Tumblr (and it's clearly his, since the random crap in the background EXACTLY matches the Facebook profile pic he had at the time), and, when I asked if it was his, he claimed to have a much bigger one, then sent me what was obviously a set of photos screencapped from Grindr.
My favorite story, though, doesn't even include whipping it out... when I was 16, I was working one of my very first jobs, and one other employee--a college guy--and I were closing up one night. There was no one in the store, so we had the TV on, and there was a "Friends" rerun, which started with Monica saying "They say it's the distance between a guy's thumb and his pointer finger" and Ross asking, self-consciously, if he can use either thumb. Matt, who was a cocky guy but had mostly small features (fingers included), stretched out his fingers and braggishly said, "Yeah, that looks about right." So 16-year-old me holds up my hand next to him, and, since I've been described as having E.T. fingers, my finger-span was already bigger. Then I pulled back my double-jointed thumb. I don't think Matt talked to me again the rest of the night.
I tend to be bigger or about the same size (of the ones with pics, I have one good friend who's about the same length but not quite as thick, and one who's almost two inches shorter but almost exactly the same girth and weirdly similar shape; I have two other friends who claim to be around the same length and one who's half an inch longer, but I've yet to see photographic proof). There's also one guy who has a pic of his thoroughly average cock on an old porn-reblog-Tumblr (and it's clearly his, since the random crap in the background EXACTLY matches the Facebook profile pic he had at the time), and, when I asked if it was his, he claimed to have a much bigger one, then sent me what was obviously a set of photos screencapped from Grindr.
My favorite story, though, doesn't even include whipping it out... when I was 16, I was working one of my very first jobs, and one other employee--a college guy--and I were closing up one night. There was no one in the store, so we had the TV on, and there was a "Friends" rerun, which started with Monica saying "They say it's the distance between a guy's thumb and his pointer finger" and Ross asking, self-consciously, if he can use either thumb. Matt, who was a cocky guy but had mostly small features (fingers included), stretched out his fingers and braggishly said, "Yeah, that looks about right." So 16-year-old me holds up my hand next to him, and, since I've been described as having E.T. fingers, my finger-span was already bigger. Then I pulled back my double-jointed thumb. I don't think Matt talked to me again the rest of the night.
This wasn't a direct comparison, at least at the start.
In college fraternity days, the sorority we associated with had a hot dog party on the 4th of July and invited the frat. Our instructions were to wear only basketball shorts and shoes, shirts and underwear were to be left at the house.
When we arrived, there were signs that said: Choose the hot dog that is closest (but not over) the size of your cock. They had five tables for the hot dogs with signs: Regular - 6". Jumbo - 7", Bun Length - 8", Footlong - 12." They watched for which table we queued up at, teased us, and laughed about it. They wrote R, J, B, or F on our chests as we doctored up our hot dogs.
After eating, they brought all of the F's (there weren't too many) to the front and said, "Prove it!" If you didn't plop out a long one, they gave you a chance to boner it up. Guys who'd chosen footlongs and couldn't measure up caught some ridicule (as well as being nearly naked and boned up).
Then, the brought the R's up and had a tiniest cock contest. Everyone laughed as the large field was winnowed down to Mr. Tiny who had to wear a hot dog crown the rest of the night.
It was lots of fun and none of the guys cared if they had to flash the girls -- even Mr. Tiny, who claimed to have made it with a dozen sorority girls in the weeks afterwards.
In college fraternity days, the sorority we associated with had a hot dog party on the 4th of July and invited the frat. Our instructions were to wear only basketball shorts and shoes, shirts and underwear were to be left at the house.
When we arrived, there were signs that said: Choose the hot dog that is closest (but not over) the size of your cock. They had five tables for the hot dogs with signs: Regular - 6". Jumbo - 7", Bun Length - 8", Footlong - 12." They watched for which table we queued up at, teased us, and laughed about it. They wrote R, J, B, or F on our chests as we doctored up our hot dogs.
After eating, they brought all of the F's (there weren't too many) to the front and said, "Prove it!" If you didn't plop out a long one, they gave you a chance to boner it up. Guys who'd chosen footlongs and couldn't measure up caught some ridicule (as well as being nearly naked and boned up).
Then, the brought the R's up and had a tiniest cock contest. Everyone laughed as the large field was winnowed down to Mr. Tiny who had to wear a hot dog crown the rest of the night.
It was lots of fun and none of the guys cared if they had to flash the girls -- even Mr. Tiny, who claimed to have made it with a dozen sorority girls in the weeks afterwards.
I marched in a 6-man color guard for a parade which ended at a public park. By then, the six of us had to piss badly. All of the port-a-johns were busy, so we circled up in the grass and pulled them out. One guy said, "Can't put it away until everyone finishes." Soon, all six streams stopped and I started to put my away. Another guy said, "Not yet. I"m not done comparing." We waited for the comparison to finish (and everyone was comparing, not just the guy who admitted it).
I would absolutely die if you could describe the MackSF comparison. Your profile is amazing, and I love your cock. Mack is the man I first realized I 1 - love daddys, hairy men, huge dicks and muscle and 2 - wanted to take my virgin hole. I wish I had any more of his stuff outside of his (sadly) not-updated website
I never compared dick-to-dick with Mack. I was in Palm Springs, and played with someone that Mack had fucked in several porn videos (porn name Titpig, I think). He commented on the similarity of our cocks. Mack was obviously impressed with mine...One day I'm in San Francisco walking up to Starbucks. Mack is sitting on a chair outside. As I pass, he smacks me on the crotch, and says "How do you always show a bulge like that? Mine shrivels up to nothing! " Once he asked if I could help him out with a scene for a client, but as I was just a frequent visitor from far away, it wasn't going to work out.
Since I made the comparison list, I have found I sometimes misjudged. For example, at a party just before covid shut everything down, Cutler X shows up, and we both took turns fucking the gogo dancer, who afterward remarked "OK, Cutler's a little longer, but you're thicker!"
God, that sounds amazing. I would to love experience you and your cock, those stories *umf*, wish I was there. You must bulge big then for Mack to see. How big are you when boned up? Are you also built like Mack?
hungcrocuta
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I love to compare with other huge hungs from here. I met some ones but I hope to meet much more!!!!
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