Most gay guys expect a full menu of sexual expression that includes anal sex...and I have no interest in that...
Wait. So, no man will ever get the chance to tap your hot ass? I'm all for respecting personal boundaries, but that seems a little bit like owning a Stradivarius that's kept under glass and never played, to me.
I don't mean to criticize, you understand. More of just my roundabout way of not-so-subtly implying that I'd jump at the chance to do naughty, naughty things with you. :wink:
I refuse to do that. And since I spent $6k on the laser hair removal (that didn't even fucking work) I am basically pennyless now.
Despite what I wrote, after all the years of no one wanting you, you feel worthless and unloved. It's gotten to the point where I don't think anyone will ever want me.
I think the stigma that our society places on sex workers is entirely irrational and unfortunate. That said, if enlisting the services of a "professional" doesn't appeal to you, you're far from a lost cause. Take it from me, there is no shortage of slutty people in this world! I don't care who you are or what issues you contend with, ANYONE - absolutely anyone - can get laid for free if they're willing to put in the leg-work.
Sluts don't just fall from the sky, unfortunately. You have to beat the bushes, a little. You can trust me. I'm pretty slutty. I know what I'm talking about. :biggrin1:
Out of curiosity, have you tried NoNo? I see late night infomercials for it, all the time. As hair removal systems go, it's pretty damn cheap. Although, self-acceptance is cheaper, of course. Plus, their spokesperson is the gal who played Blair on One Life to Live. She strikes me as the kind of righteous chica who would skewer the voice-box of any huckster that tried to con her into moving his snake oil for him with her stiletto.