Who invented the cumfacial?

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  1. abaco

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    I personally have never much understood ejaculating on a partner's face, but it's so popular in pornography I've started hearing stories from women of boyfriends who were obsessed with doing it, as if it were the standard way to finish.

    I'm sure this practice has been around since the beginning of time, along with ejaculating on every other human body part and inanimate, or animate, object imaginable, but who made it so popular? Is there some 1970's porn star that started doing it and everybody just liked it? Also, is it as common in gay pornography as straight pornography?

    I'm one who thinks it's basically a degrading practice. Not that it necessarily is between two or more consenting partners, just that it's use in pornography (at least, straight pornography) seems to have a lot more to do with degrading the woman by putting her in a supplicant position and shooting fluids on the most visible and recognizable component of her person.

    Thoughts?
     
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    I invented it, :cool:
     
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    Shame on you :biggrin1:
     
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    I dunno who invented it but it doesn't bother me one way or the other - I'm into gay porn and facials are at least as big in that genre as any other. So it's definitely not just a "degrading the woman" thing. Plenty of dudes are getting sprayed in the face too. Whether or not any of these men or women feel "degraded" you can't know without asking them - but don't let that stop you from believing it's degrading to women if you want to :rolleyes:.

    What I don't like is rimming. Assholes are for shitting, not licking. Nasty.

    I guess each of us has his/her own things that turn us on or off. Facials obviously work for a lot of people (but not you) or they wouldn't be so popular. Rimming obviously works for a lot of people (but not me) or it wouldn't be so popular. Go figger.
     
  5. Northland

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    Bukkake was invented by Solomon Gruberdorf in 1860 B.C. Solomon was quite worried about the idea of betraying his not so lovely wife Gristla (nee-Bergersheir) Grubendorf. In the spring of 1860 B.C., Gristla told Sol she was pregnant-again! It was their 16th child in 14 years. Sol was sorely upset and visited the local Rebbe to have a chat. The Rebbe suggested they bring in Meyer Haonacksborscht who was Rabbi over at Temple down on Tevye Square in the next shtetl (which was equally strange since the word shtetl was still not a widely known word).

    In the course of their conversations; Rabbi Shtetl told of a glorious form of release which he had learned of. It was called wankschplat. Wankschplat, was a new concept and involved several of the Shtel's loveliest maidens. Maidens, who by virtue of law were to remain virginal until 3 days before marriage, at which time the local baker of matzoh would do a depth check, usually assisted by a butcher and a candlestick maker.

    Before marriiage, the ladies (and some local laddies as well) would wish to look youthful and have a creamy complexion. Somehow it was determined that warm semen hitting the face and subsequently rubbed in would help to maintain the creaminess they so desired. Moishe the tailor was particular fond of daily facial procedures as were Fronda and Porfa the two wayward girls of the shtetl.

    In those days the only known way other than direct copulation to achieve release of facial creams, was by use of the hand (masturbation-although it wasn't called that yet, no, it was called wank). Soon, splooge release for the purpose of facial procedures was known as WANKSCHPLAT.


    In later centuries, the Romans, then the Greeks, the Japanese and other groups and cultures claimed title to the process; but evidence shows Solomon Grubendorf perfected it, right down to the perfect on the bridge of the nose hits.

    Any other questions?
     
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    I don't agree with this. I don't think the porn industry was responding to universal demand for facials. I think they created most of the demand. Seems more likely that facials are popular because of widespread sexism than because that's what gives you a hard-on. If porn actors were ejaculating wherever they felt like that might make sense, but so often they make a point to get it right in her face.
     
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    Clean, fresh ass is yummy. Besides, fucking an ass you wouldn't eat first sounds nasty.
     
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    Yes, where do you get your weed from?





    and can i get some lol
     
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    Yes - have you been at the hemp rope again? I'm not the only one who thinks so - look:

    He gets it from me - and no, cos you didn't say please... :tongue:
     
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    Where did you hear about this elaborate legend? You'll excuse my skepticism but it sounds VERY made up.

    I don't see female porn stars jumping in the way of semen streams to try to improve their complexion, I see male porn stars withdrawing from elsewhere to make sure the girl gets hit in the face. It's the standard finishing move and they go out of their way to do it. Even if the story you've told is true, it doesn't really answer the question of why facials are so universally popular in pornography.
     
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    Actually, that's how I feel about rimming...was introduced to the concept by Falcon Studios (a major gay studio since the early 80s and FWIW, they did a LOT of guy-on-guy facials back then too).

    Others disagree (see above) just as others disagree about facials. Whether it's a dark conspiracy of the porn industry - affecting both men and women - or not, that's what the fast-forward button is for.

    I smell an agenda here, just can't reconcile it with reality.
     
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    I refuse to answer on the grounds that it would mean having to put down my hash while I responded.
     
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    I can readily testify that this is nothing but the most intoxicated truth.
     
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    I don't think it's a vast dark conspiracy. Sexism is built into the way we're raised and some people, obviously exhibit a lot more of it than others. But what of the adolescent boys out there who see it every time? What happens to them when they grow up and find out women don't usually appreciate it? What happens to the young women who think there's something wrong with THEM because they're not into it?

    But if it's also common in gay porn. It still may be about exerting sexual dominance over a weaker partner. I don't know.

    I'd still just like to know who got it started in the industry, because I somehow doubt you're going to dig up 19th century daguerreotypes of the practice.
     
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    What? Seems reasonable to me . . .
     
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    Dude, you are missing the point a little. Sure degradation is an element to shooting a cumfacial and a major turn on but it's also a highly satisfying way of 'making love' to a really beautiful (or in my case, slutty) face of girl I am having sex with. It's also a way to demo your sexual prowess and power...so an ego thing too and the thrill of showing 'who's boss' also adds pleasure...with the girls consent of course (i.e. she's submissive or simply into jizz). In porn the moneyshot is the ultimate coda for any scene and a spectacular cumfacial ticks all the boxes for showing a guys ability to climax on cue, produce a decent load and see a (hopefully) grateful and goodlooking female wallow in his jizz. As someone who loves Bukkaki, Blowbangs and the idea of seriously copious cumshots delivered unerringly and squarely on girls faces, it's a heavenly artform and a very natural way to climax and show any girl both appreciation and love. It's pure joy and primeval instinct to shoot a heavy tension-releasing orgasmic nutblast right between the eyes of a cute female or pile up a gravity defying load on her nose...then admire the results! Aim and control are part of the enjoyment.

    So who give a damn about who invented this magnificent male practice?! Perfecting the cumfacial is a challenge and a rare pleasure!

    Is there ANYTHING quite like seeing a gorgeous girl squint as she takes a bumper jizz load in the kisser? I think not! Which is why the porn world and the majority of fans are obsessed by this wonderful pastime.
     
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    Pretty please:wiggle:
     
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    What you've just done is openly admit that you get sexually aroused by seeing women be degraded. All this does is support my point further. I mean, it's one thing to consider men superior to women, it is quite another to GET OFF ON IT. I don't even know where to start to take this issue up with you, but I've decided to ask this in the Women's Issues forum to get their take.
     
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    I invented it quite by accident when I had a particularly good orgasm and what was supposed to wind up on the stomach/tits hit the face. I'm sorry guys, I never knew what I'd unleashed.
     
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    I agree with Abaco - when you look at str8 porn it's def. a move to degrade women or at least enforce a level of control, and more puzzling it seems so very clear to me that most women in porn really don't enjoy it and thus overcompensate for the camera, which just makes matters even more obvious and sad.

    Being gay, and thus not particularly interested in what's going on in str8 porn for sexual purposes, I fail to understand how guys can find a spectacle like that exciting, but each to its own - but claiming that it's not degrading to women all things considered is just naïve.

    As for gay porn, the same element of control is in play, somehow it just seems more 'fair' or OK because you get the feeling that the guy taking a cumshot is actually enjoying it - submissive or not - he does it because he likes it. Anyway that goes for the 'adult porn', however you do get the odd East European 'I was almost 18 when I made this movie'-flick which is every bit as sad watching as your average str8 porn movie in regards to cumfacials.
     
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