Who invented the cumfacial?

[JC8]

I mean, it's one thing to consider men superior to women, it is quite another to GET OFF ON IT.

Agenda found.

 

[D_75ity]

saying a man on man facial is acceptable because the guy likes it doesn't prove a point. it just means that anytime one is willing or into something it is okay. so if a women wants my knuckle children spread across her chest/back/face or anus i think its okay for me to do it.
back to what abaco originally brought up as far as straight porn being encumbered with facials i think its because it is a very visual form of pleasure. since men are very visual (compared to women) when it comes to arousal (this was discussed in my psychology class) and men are also the predominant consumer of porn it would seem it is just the porn industries idea of what men like or what they will be drawn to. i think people are turned on by facials because if they weren't peter north wouldn't be one of the most well known porn legends.

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

Caveman Grooge in 10,000 BC

 

[simcha]

Bukkake was invented by Solomon Gruberdorf in 1860 B.C. Solomon was quite worried about the idea of betraying his not so lovely wife Gristla (nee-Bergersheir) Grubendorf. In the spring of 1860 B.C., Gristla told Sol she was pregnant-again! It was their 16th child in 14 years. Sol was sorely upset and visited the local Rebbe to have a chat. The Rebbe suggested they bring in Meyer Haonacksborscht who was Rabbi over at Temple down on Tevye Square in the next shtetl (which was equally strange since the word shtetl was still not a widely known word).

In the course of their conversations; Rabbi Shtetl told of a glorious form of release which he had learned of. It was called wankschplat. Wankschplat, was a new concept and involved several of the Shtel's loveliest maidens. Maidens, who by virtue of law were to remain virginal until 3 days before marriage, at which time the local baker of matzoh would do a depth check, usually assisted by a butcher and a candlestick maker.

Before marriiage, the ladies (and some local laddies as well) would wish to look youthful and have a creamy complexion. Somehow it was determined that warm semen hitting the face and subsequently rubbed in would help to maintain the creaminess they so desired. Moishe the tailor was particular fond of daily facial procedures as were Fronda and Porfa the two wayward girls of the shtetl.

In those days the only known way other than direct copulation to achieve release of facial creams, was by use of the hand (masturbation-although it wasn't called that yet, no, it was called wank). Soon, splooge release for the purpose of facial procedures was known as WANKSCHPLAT.


In later centuries, the Romans, then the Greeks, the Japanese and other groups and cultures claimed title to the process; but evidence shows Solomon Grubendorf perfected it, right down to the perfect on the bridge of the nose hits.

Any other questions?

Ah yes, the shtetl in question was clearly Chelm. :tongue:

 

[Cobalt Blue]

Northland,
Where did you hear about this elaborate legend? You'll excuse my skepticism but it sounds VERY made up.

Well, if it is made up, then kudos - it's brilliant.
However, fascinating topic. Never seen the point of facials - squirting a huge load on a swollen pussy or bumcrack on the other hand, is a massive turn-on.



Go figure, I guess it's personal taste. I do remember the 80's most beautiful porn siren, Annette Haven, had 'no facials' written into her contract.

 

[aboveaverageguy]

Bathing a woman in the "seed of life" is degrading?!? I suppose oral sex is also degrading.. sheesh, a woman SERVICING a man! Believe or not, there are woman that ENJOY oral sex, and enjoy taking a load on the face. Course, get it in their eyes or up the nose and that's another story..

Bukkake is a celebration of semen. Semen is the seeeeed of liiiiife. A young woman baaathing in the seed of life. Glorious! Actually, I am not a big fan of bukkake. That is just way too much jizz on one person. When funnels are involved, I look the other way.

Keep in mind also that not all semen is created equal. Different smell, different taste, quantity, etc. Honestly, I've never given a woman a facial. They much rather swallow it. I know mine tastes pretty decent too

 

[Shadow69]

had a similar conversation with my lesbian friend and ex girlfriend about how facials and such degrade women and how no women in real life would subject herself to it.

had to stop myself from laughing because my ex actually enjoyed it.

other thing is too that a lot of young girls who get a lot of their sexual information from watching porn or talking to boys who watch porn, they think it's a standard act and better than the alternative of having him ejactulate inside of them and risk becoming pregnant (yes, safe sex education is really lacking in the younger generation these days -which is both a shame and dangerous).

 

[B_Hickboy]

Bukkake was invented by Solomon Gruberdorf in 1860 B.C. Solomon was quite worried about the idea of betraying his not so lovely wife Gristla (nee-Bergersheir) Grubendorf. In the spring of 1860 B.C., Gristla told Sol she was pregnant-again! It was their 16th child in 14 years. Sol was sorely upset and visited the local Rebbe to have a chat. The Rebbe suggested they bring in Meyer Haonacksborscht who was Rabbi over at Temple down on Tevye Square in the next shtetl (which was equally strange since the word shtetl was still not a widely known word).

In the course of their conversations; Rabbi Shtetl told of a glorious form of release which he had learned of. It was called wankschplat. Wankschplat, was a new concept and involved several of the Shtel's loveliest maidens. Maidens, who by virtue of law were to remain virginal until 3 days before marriage, at which time the local baker of matzoh would do a depth check, usually assisted by a butcher and a candlestick maker.

Before marriiage, the ladies (and some local laddies as well) would wish to look youthful and have a creamy complexion. Somehow it was determined that warm semen hitting the face and subsequently rubbed in would help to maintain the creaminess they so desired. Moishe the tailor was particular fond of daily facial procedures as were Fronda and Porfa the two wayward girls of the shtetl.

In those days the only known way other than direct copulation to achieve release of facial creams, was by use of the hand (masturbation-although it wasn't called that yet, no, it was called wank). Soon, splooge release for the purpose of facial procedures was known as WANKSCHPLAT.


In later centuries, the Romans, then the Greeks, the Japanese and other groups and cultures claimed title to the process; but evidence shows Solomon Grubendorf perfected it, right down to the perfect on the bridge of the nose hits.

Any other questions?

Beautiful. I lay my sword at your feet. :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[alex8.5]

Every once in a while my B/F likes to cum on my face. If it please him that's cool.

 

[purplemushroom]

Abaco, sure I openly admit I love to shoot my jizz into pretty girls faces and the degradation factor is very major turn-on. Have always loved watching jizzfests and bukkaki porn too and believe it or not have had a number of girlfriends who I would watch these movies with and they also found them very erotic and 'nasty'. I guess this might be a feminists nightmare but there are very sane and sensible girls out there who love to wallow in semen and get off on being the center of attention and taking a grateful guys jizz right between her eyes! Sure, like most hot blooded guys who enjoy lots of sex and are adventurous, I've pretty much aimed my cumshots everywhere over the years with my gfs from the tits, back, butt, etc. to zanier stuff like over the feet and even IN the ears! Yet nothing is quite as satisfying and euphoric than gleefully depositing a heavy '3 day' load over a cute begging face after great sex. The prettier the girl, the bigger the load and hopefully the more messy the splattering. Every time! My personal favourite is to aim between the eyes from about a foot and half away...love the expression on the girls face (often followed by a giggle) but I am also working on perfecting the party piece you see some porn studs demo when they climax which is to flick the wrist expertly just as the first couple of spurts emerge and jizzing the girls eyes shut. A fellow cumfacial fan and close buddy of mine calls this trick giving a chick 'goo goggles' and is enormous fun trying to achieve and the results truly amusing. Helps if you shoot very thick jizz though...the lumpy custard consistency works best. If you are truly skilled you can also pile up the rest of your cumshot on her nose which is the cherry on the cake. Takes skill and control to do it as you enjoy the release and intense orgasm...but its part of the thrill.

Each to their own though Abco, if you ain't into this, fair enough. Still a cool thread and always worth of discussion. The only thing to bear in mind in many girls like to get 'defiled' in this way and it adds to the excitement of what they are doing sexually. In porn, submissive but willing girls usually get their faces blown away by dominant guys after being pounded first and possibly having their hair pulled, roughly facef*cked and verbally abused...not for the faint hearted or the politically correct...but both parties love what they do and their is an enormous number of people who loving watching this...the majority men but a surprising number of broadminded females too. Long live the cumfacial!

 

[daddyknows]

no matter who invented it, it is hot! I would personally love to be the recepient of such an event. not only do I love the splash, I love the swallow!

 

[OPPinSLC]

I'm not sure who started it, at the risk of dating myself, I do seem to remember watching old 8mm porn moveis and the "money shot" was always on the woman's stomach or on the vagaina.

Maybe that's why infertility is on the rise today, to many young couples have been watching porn online and not paying attention in health class lol

 

[daddyknows]

whomever...love that spooge...

 

[bigdicksarebest]

I LOVE getting a facial and seeing it done. Makes me rock hard every time. As for the degrading I don't feel that way don't know how others feel.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Just some cum lucky fellow.

 

[yngjock20]

Seriously, I wish that the women in porn would act like they like getting nutted in the face because it kinda kills it when she looks like she's about to cry from embarrassment. Shit, they fake everything else, why can't they fake liking it?

Just kidding.


Um, I think Chuck Norris invented the cumfacial.

 

[BlackBritishGirl]

My boyfriend finds it really degrading when I "squirt" on his face then order him to swallow.

I personally would never allow a man to cum on my face. Perhaps it's because I'm the Dominant one in all my relationships and see cumming on the face a submissive act.

Do I see anything wrong with cumming on a girls face, NO. Do I see cumming on a girls face when she obviously does not enjoy it, Yes. Does it turn me on looking at a girls face being cummed on..No

 

[Jovial]

I think they originally started cumming outside of an orifice to show that the sex was real. If they just came inside, then they could just be faking an orgasm. (Of course the women can be faking their orgasms and probably are 99+% of the time). So they would pull out and cum so that the camera could see it. Not sure why this turned into cumming on a face instead of tits or pussy. I think it's rather silly and stupid especially when the girl obviously doesn't enjoy it.

 

[Pecker]

Who invented the cumfacial?

Max Factor?

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Max Factor?
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Oh no.. LOL:tongue: