Who is Emu?

[jeff black]

Is that a twinge of jealousy Jeff.........cause I do think your rather poshy.....so big blonde kiss to you.......
But right now I'm totally poshed on Emu

No jealousy Hung, but I beat you to the punch. Emu and I have shared a tender evening... filled with all kinds of crazy events...

I claim him too!:biggrin1:

 

[hungblondeguy9]

Thats not what Emu said this morning...hmmm

Anyway, stop hi-jacking Emu's thread (actually the Emu and pretty blonde boy thread)......but you can come over and serve beverages and answer the door

 

[hungblondeguy9]

By the way Sexy Emu........was the little spanking icon for me.......

 

[hungblondeguy9]

Emu.......such a nice name......it feels so good on your tongue

 

[Big Del]

Hi Emu - you certainly seem to have caused a stir already!

 

[jeff black]

Thats not what Emu said this morning...hmmm

Anyway, stop hi-jacking Emu's thread (actually the Emu and pretty blonde boy thread)......but you can come over and serve beverages and answer the door

I come at a high price Hung... and If I am not mistaken... isn't it usually the pretty blonde boys who run around serving drinks and get banged by the other help?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I come at a high price Hung... and If I am not mistaken... isn't it usually the pretty blonde boys who run around serving drinks and get banged by the other help?

Don't talk about me like I'm not here!

 

[B_Hickboy]

Welcome, Emu!

Good to have you along...

 

[jeff black]

Don't talk about me like I'm not here!

You weren't when I wrote it.. and I hired you for your bedroom services... so get back in that speedo, and fluff my pillows

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

You weren't when I wrote it.. and I hired you for your bedroom services... so get back in that speedo, and fluff my pillows

(rolls eyes and grabs Jeff's dick with pinky extended)

 

[jeff black]

(rolls eyes and grabs Jeff's dick with pinky extended)

Ahh, Sorc. You know just the way I like it done... Real Dainty-like.

But really now, My pillows are flat....

 

[hungblondeguy9]

hmmmmmmm with that attitude Jeff I don't think you will be getting a tip.......plus your pants arent tight enough........I think you will be demoted to garden boy and Sorcerer will take your positon.
Emu and I are going to go do naughty things in the pool........

 

[hungblondeguy9]

well......you do fill the butt out nicely in your speedo.......I guess you can stay and clean the pool Jeff.......see......I can share......

I have to go work on my tan.......I don't like tan lines......my blonde little tight bottom looks best sun kissed

 

[jeff black]

hmmmmmmm with that attitude Jeff I don't think you will be getting a tip.......plus your pants arent tight enough........I think you will be demoted to garden boy and Sorcerer will take your positon.
Emu and I are going to go do naughty things in the pool........

If by naughty things in the pool... you mean the dirty and grossness in it... Good, I was getting concerned about all that algae and was meaning to talk to you about it. Emu and I, are in the media room "watching films". Feel free to come find us when you are done cleaning my pool:biggrin1:

 

[hungblondeguy9]

stop daydreaming and go clean the pool....pool boy......
Pretty blonde boys need to go tan their little tight bottoms ......have to look my best for Emu

 

[hungblondeguy9]

I also could use a manicure.....so bring your esthetician stool and take care of my beauty needs

 

[Matthew]

Congratulations, Emu, your intro thread has been jacked.
:hijacked:


It's a sign of great things to come.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

rubi, if we ever see eachother in the chatroom, it could shut the whole feature down...from all the heat. as jeff can attest to.... :wink:

I'll look for you. But don't strip my threads, man. Jeff's version has me worried.

 

[emu]

uuumm, wow.

imagine if I posted a pic of my dick....

this makes me drool....from both heads.

thanks dudes!

E

 

[novice_btm]

uuumm, wow.

imagine if I posted a pic of my dick....

this makes me drool....from both heads.

thanks dudes!

E

Well, you've been humourous and insightful so far, and that you've still managed to stick around even after our two über-stalkers' little death-match catfight, speaks volumes. :tongue: