Who is the biggest

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  1. philboy

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    I am fascinated by the size of some massive cocks out there.
    Mine is 26 miles long and I win every marathon race I enter.
    Anyone bigger?
     
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    Yeah? well, mine's bigger than a team of Clydesdales; Horses, cocks, and team all together. 'Course, don't expect me to haul a beer wagon.:biggrin1:
     
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    Mine's so big that the head has only seen the balls in pictures.
     
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    Mines the size of California state.
     
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    Mine's so big that it graduated a year ahead of me in high school.
     
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    How dull, mine is the length of the Great Wall of China and can be seen from space. :rolleyes:
     
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    Mine's so big that when I get an erection, my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.
     
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    Mine's so big that when I get an erection, I need to keep my defibrillator handy so that i don't get a heart attack.
     
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