Who is the stupidest poster of all time?

[joyboytoy79]

I am, far and away, the stupidest poster of all time. I refuse to stick to the wall. If you try to pin me to cork board, I rip. Even worse, the message I'm printed with is just plain dumb.

Yet, my name was not included in the list.

*sigh*

 

[SpeedoGuy]

Surely a choice of more than two candidates will confuse my cousins.

The contest is over.

 

[B_starinvestor]

I can't vote; if I told you, I'd have to kill him.

I can't possibly imagine who you are referring to. (sorry HazelGod, ended that sentence with a proposition, hope you can sleep tonight.)

 

[B_starinvestor]

Tell me.

Won't mention any names, but he acts like Vanilla Ice and his modus operandi is any derivation of the expression, "Fuck off, Hoser"

 

[crescendo69]

I vote for myself so I won't get banned.

 

[B_Monster]

I love feel good threads, makes me all tingly inside,

 

[Bbucko]

I can't possibly imagine who you are referring to. (sorry HazelGod, ended that sentence with a proposition, hope you can sleep tonight.)

It's not the preposition thing that bothers me as much as not knowing when to use "whom"

 

[B_Nick8]

Careful not to make yourself an object, Bbucko. :wink:

 

[marleyisalegend]

I was thinking the same, along with marley. With that company of troglodytes, Arliss seems palatably evolved by comparison.

Coming from the most vile troll on this website I consider that a compliment.

 

[HazelGod]

It's not the preposition thing that bothers me as much as not knowing when to use "whom"

He shoots, and he scores! :biggrin1:

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Hey Marl, where's your gallery? Hazel is a god. He sets the standard. Apparently oblivious that he isn't very popular. Kinda like that other turd who used to be on here, Stronzo. Wasn't Hazel banned at one time?

 

[HazelGod]

Wasn't Hazel banned at one time?

No.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Not yet.

Fixed that for ya :wink:

 

[B_Hickboy]

I love feel good threads, makes me all tingly inside,

So would a good elbow-deep fisting.

 

[marleyisalegend]

Hey Marl, where's your gallery?

Deleted, I'm gonna have to redo it.

Hazel is a god. He sets the standard. Apparently oblivious that he isn't very popular. Kinda like that other turd who used to be on here, Stronzo. Wasn't Hazel banned at one time?

As much as I love it when Miss Hazel embraces the butch femme within, it gets redundant after a while. I suspect she'll be alright as soon as she gets some dick in her life.....well, in her dried up anus rather.

Hazel, if the boys keep rejecting you left and right, I've got some friends who have absolutely no standards whatsoever, I'm sure that even they would.....well.....at least consider a pity fuck.

And where's my welcome back? I'm sure you missed me as much as I missed you, you ole dried up prune. Gimme some love.

 

[Qua]

That one guy who's never said anything that didn't amount to an ad hominem attack on Republicans. It's actually impressive that his posts are so devoid of anything substantial. The vitriol:reasoning ratio of his posts is undefined; can't divide by 0

 

[ScorpioSlut]

So would a good elbow-deep fisting.

There's one of those posted on here somewhere.......it was awesome!!!

 

[ScorpioSlut]

So would a good elbow-deep fisting.

There's one of those posted on here somewhere.......it was awesome!!!

 

[D_evidence]

There's one of those posted on here somewhere.......it was awesome!!!

LMAO!! :biggrin1:

 

[B_Monster]

bend over

So would a good elbow-deep fisting.