Literally choked on my coffee when I read that! *giggles*
him- "omg bb ur so fuckin sexeeeee. your pics got me so hard bb ur da sexyist chick I've ever seen here. Damn gurl! U wanna watch me stroke this big fat dik on cam bb?"
her - "um... no."
him - "whatever fat SLUT!!!!!!!! I was just doin u a favor! I wouldnt touch that pussy wit someone else's dik BITCH! Fkn Fat whore!"
Pretty sure I've had that very convo about 462 times on this site alone.![]()
I have a great rack but I'm not the least bit sophisticated
note to self.....use proper grammar when chatting up women.....
Literally choked on my coffee when I read that! *giggles*
him- "omg bb ur so fuckin sexeeeee. your pics got me so hard bb ur da sexyist chick I've ever seen here. Damn gurl! U wanna watch me stroke this big fat dik on cam bb?"
her - "um... no."
him - "whatever fat SLUT!!!!!!!! I was just doin u a favor! I wouldnt touch that pussy wit someone else's dik BITCH! Fkn Fat whore!"
Pretty sure I've had that very convo about 462 times on this site alone.![]()
Guess Imaginative, creative females, women, ladies, be out of the question then?Well I'll tell ya what! I am really learning a lot about my gender that I never knew until reading the male equivalent of Cosmo (Lads Mags).
You will learn how:
Sophisticated women have a great rack.
Artsy women have dirty sheets.
Gals who do yoga smell like funky oils and hate quickies.
Alpha females are sadistic.
Intimate women will do anything in bed.
A happy homemaker is the only type you should want to marry.
Meeting Women: Six Personality Types | Men's Health
If nothing else, don't put effort into sounding like a fucktard :smile: