Who knew these things about women??

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Literally choked on my coffee when I read that! *giggles*

him- "omg bb ur so fuckin sexeeeee. your pics got me so hard bb ur da sexyist chick I've ever seen here. Damn gurl! U wanna watch me stroke this big fat dik on cam bb?"

her - "um... no."

him - "whatever fat SLUT!!!!!!!! I was just doin u a favor! I wouldnt touch that pussy wit someone else's dik BITCH! Fkn Fat whore!"


Pretty sure I've had that very convo about 462 times on this site alone. :rolleyes:

note to self.....use proper grammar when chatting up women.....
 

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Literally choked on my coffee when I read that! *giggles*

him- "omg bb ur so fuckin sexeeeee. your pics got me so hard bb ur da sexyist chick I've ever seen here. Damn gurl! U wanna watch me stroke this big fat dik on cam bb?"

her - "um... no."

him - "whatever fat SLUT!!!!!!!! I was just doin u a favor! I wouldnt touch that pussy wit someone else's dik BITCH! Fkn Fat whore!"


Pretty sure I've had that very convo about 462 times on this site alone. :rolleyes:

Bwahahahahaha! Is that a copy and paste? ;p

Two minutes later: "There's never any women in chat - what gives?" :rolleyes:
 
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Well I'll tell ya what! I am really learning a lot about my gender that I never knew until reading the male equivalent of Cosmo (Lads Mags).

You will learn how:

Sophisticated women have a great rack.

Artsy women have dirty sheets.

Gals who do yoga smell like funky oils and hate quickies.

Alpha females are sadistic.

Intimate women will do anything in bed.

A happy homemaker is the only type you should want to marry.

Meeting Women: Six Personality Types | Men's Health
Guess Imaginative, creative females, women, ladies, be out of the question then?
 

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I like the way under 'The Arty Hipster' it takes it as a given that the man is too shallow to actually be interested in any of the things she is and will be put off by her "not that clean" bed. This stereotypes men (or at least the kind of men that read the mag) even more than it does women.