Who Masturbating While The Royal Wedding Was Going On?
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Who about? Harry or Kate's sister/brother? 
Actually - thought Kate looked weirdly mediaeval in that dress.!
Actually - thought Kate looked weirdly mediaeval in that dress.!
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Well, I woke up in the wee hours and decided to stay up to witness the much-anticipated balcony kiss...What a let down!
Somehow, only seeing a couple of puny little pecks on the lips got me sexually frustrated, so I had to jack off...which helped fall back asleep anyway.
I was bored with the wedding, so I put in on mute and wanked away. It was 7am here, and totally unrelated to the wedding, but I admit I did.
Ha sorry guys I meant just while it was on could have been while watching it or not!
Personally I got bored halfway through, tried to revise, got bored and knocked one out haha.
I just thought the idea of people around the world having a wank while an event that was considered so important to people from the UK was on.
Personally I got bored halfway through, tried to revise, got bored and knocked one out haha.
I just thought the idea of people around the world having a wank while an event that was considered so important to people from the UK was on.
Cant say there was any masturbating, but the more i see of Harry the more i am impressed with him
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Because he's the bad guy...the one everyone knows might slip up and have some raunchy affair with some girl (hoping it will be them)..
William has always been the much gentler, kinder, decent one..
I honestly believe that he's the best one to have as a husband. he might be totally boring in the sack..but in those circles they dont demand much i believe. They have been together for ages.. I am happy for them.
But the wedding was totally awesome..so romantic..the kiss was a total let down yes. But I loved her walk towards the isle..just loved it.
Can't understand how the mother was able to stay dry and not have some tears. But she must have been crying inside..
"jonesy..your thread pulled me ..but I almost thought that it was blasphemous (or however you spell that)..:wink:
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I'd swear the Queen herself was at it the whole while.
One guess what she keeps in that handbag:
TROJAN® VIBRATIONS Vibrating Touch®
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One guess what she keeps in that handbag:
TROJAN® VIBRATIONS Vibrating Touch®
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I think that's wishful thinking and a vivid imagination, Jonah. So far as the wedding itself was concerned, it took place at 11am our time which, if I'm right, I calculate to have been 6am on your side of the pond. Unless you were desperately keen to watch it live on CNN or CBS or whoever was broadcasting it on your side of pond, my hunch is that you were still tucked up in bed then.
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