who on LPSG looks like they'd be terrible in bed

Discussion in 'Show Off' started by tallguypns, Feb 15, 2007.

  1. tallguypns

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    I'll start this one with yours truly.
     
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    Yes, tallguy, I'll bet you could be very bad in bed.
     
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    It has nothing to do with your looks, but based on the fact that at least 4 out of every 5 things you say is something self-deprecating, I'm inclined to agree. Confidence counts for a lot.
     
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    Give me a break. I told you a long time ago I thought you were attractive. You blew me off because I was old. Put your cap on, keep your beard, and get naked. Makes you look like a soldier man. ooooo
     
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    And yet another LPSG Depreciation Thread. Will they never end?

    Tall Guy, I heard you're the best in bed at LPSG! Enjoy your new title!
     
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    Ummm... that fits with the word on the street, Jeff.

    They say your forte is on the floor. In the sling. On a bicycle. The doorframe.

    Anything but the bed.
     
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    You are a trumpet player with super talented lips, tongue, a kind heart, and a big fuzzy body and face. You've got to be kidding about being bad in bed.
     
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    Well considering it takes me an eternity to make myself cum, I'd have to say me! :biggrin1: :wink:
     
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    This is such a pointless thread...almost as pointless as the last one, but who needs to feel put down posting in something like this.. Joke or not, this could be hurtful... come on guys...
     
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    Yes, but you have so much real estate to work on, it's gotta take time!
     
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    You say this like taking a long time is a liability. You, sir, definitely belong on the other thread.
     
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    You made your move, I didn't even notice you passing by. I'll have to get used to picturing you from the opposite direction.
     
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    Well nobody picked me for the other thread so I evidently belong here. :(

    :biggrin1:
     
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    Terrible in bed? I don't know about that but some look as though they might be even better on the floor, sofa, desk, chair, table, balcony, or in the car, bathtub, shower, corner, hallway, office...there is one particular poster i'd like to encounter in his office...
     
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    Seriously...is there any redeeming value in a thread created for people to bash on themselves and others in this very personal manner, using purely unsubstantiable speculation?

    Why not go ahead and open up a poll to vote for the ugliest & stupidest members of LPSG while we're at it?

    The holidays are over, people...time to stop being depressed. :wink:


    :06: Office? But I work from home...

    :wink:
     
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    Me definatly, I mean, just look at my avatar - I don't even have legs or genitals or anything ffs!
     
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    and I'm unemployed... :confused:
     
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    Trust me, you're on many of my lists. I just dont publish my lists as I know what it feels like to be left off of lists when so desperately you just want to be recognized. :confused:

    I'm sure you're on many lists here besides my own.
     
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    Likewise :rolleyes:.
     
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    Me too! Kinda goofy-lookin' (probably won't bother with a face pic; might actually see a colleague on here), and I hate kissing ass just to "create" friendships.
     
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