Who ordered 25,000 pepperoni pizzas?

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  1. rembrandt1603

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    Sorry for the cheesy opening line (saw it in a Garfield cartoon about ten years ago!), though I needed an edge... :biggrin1:

    My name is Christopher, I'm twenty-one, and I study History (if that is at all relevant, but who knows, once the talk of big penii runs dry, we can discuss British monarchy! :tongue:)

    Not sure what else to say, though I've uploaded some pictures!

    Kind regards,
     
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    Clever title and awesome pics!
     
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    Nice intro. It caught my eye. Welcome and enjoy. We can discus the British monarchy anytime.
     
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    Thanks for the welcomes guys! Few more pictures uploaded in my album (does it have to be of just cocks? :dunno:)
     
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    welcome and enjoy
     
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    Hello and welcome to LPSG!

    I LOVE Garfield!

    There really isn't much of a leap from penii to the British Monarchy - we're always discussing 'crowned heads' around here! :tongue:

    No, the pictures don't all have to be cocks. You can post pictures of anything (except children under 18). Have a look at other peoples galleries and you'll see all sorts of things.

    I've even seen CAKE! :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

    Cock and cake.....this place has EVERYTHING! :smile:
     
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    Welcome
     
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    My friend you are truly blest with a great dick and body. Thanks for sharing, I'm hard.
     
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    Ha, nice one! Thanks for the info by the way, I'll put some more images up soon.

    Thanks! The body I had to work for, though the cock was truly a gift from the gods. :wink:
     
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    Willow, you crack me up
     
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    You got that right!
     
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    you live in Britain?

    how are you enjoying the police state?
     
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    Great body and monster double wide cock. Thanks for posting :)
     
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    wow, pics of you are hot....really beautiful
     
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    Sounds like a line from a porno movie....
    Ding Dong
    I didnt order a pizza

    (and there are 25,000 guys outside the door, waiting for the gang bang)
     
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    Welcome the the site Christopher. Very cool pictures.
     
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    Hahaha!

    I'll have to use that for a plot basis if times ever get hard (see what I did there?). :wink:

    Thanks for the welcomes guys.
     
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