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Who Says Shrinks Are Smart ??

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by jakeatolla, Jun 5, 2007.

  1. jakeatolla

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    A man went to a psychiatrist and said, "Doctor, I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You have to help me, I'm going crazy!"
    "Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the psychiatrist. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
    "How much do you charge?"
    "A hundred dollars per visit."
    "I'll sleep on it," said the man.
    Six months later the doctor met the man on the street.
    "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
    "For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."
    "Is that so! How?"
    "He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
     
  2. crescendo69

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    Got any good endocrynologist jokes? Mine charges $250 four times/year.
     
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    i like it a lot hahahaha:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    Hahahaha. I like it. It reminds me of H Youngman. I miss ya H.

    H Youngman: "I'm so glad to see you. It means you aren't behind my back."

    hahaha
     
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    That is genious...
     
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