Who Switched Madge's Premarin for Testosterone?

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YUCK! I mean... YUCK!!!!

I'm a gay dude, and i really don't like boobs, but, damn, women don't look like women without them, and hers look like deflated, post-crash airbags.

*barfs*

Madonna, i'm a vegetarian, but you need to eat a couple of burgers already!
 

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The condition of her arms indicates that she was photographed immediately after significant weight training or other exercise. She is pumped up.

Her muscles look spindly because she is not training with high weights to prevent getting "large" arm muscles... and the stark definition she shows is the result of keeping a low body fat index to keep her figure looking youthful.

All of this is exaggerated by the harsh shadowing of the photographer's flash.

30 minutes later, under more diffuse light, She probably looks fine, if a little underweight.
 

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It's because she works out way too much. It's to such an extent that her body has basically depleted her body fat reserves and all that's left is her muscles. That plus the fact that she's probably on pain meds too from over exerting her body for her concerts.
 

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The condition of her arms indicates that she was photographed immediately after significant weight training or other exercise. She is pumped up.

immediately after significant weight training or other exercise?

I don't think so phil...

this is her after a workout in 2008.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/gallery/bodywatch/080623/madonna300.jpg


the picture shown in the OP is very recent...and you will notice, she did not just finish as you incorrectly pointed out...she is dressed in jeans, is wearing several pieces of jewelry, has makeup on, and a nice shirt and her hair is not messy.


as is this one...she is not coming out of a workout here, yet same, stringy arms

http://www.celebnewswire.com/Madonna_ropy_muscles_gristle.jpg


this, is coming out of a workout

http://entertainment.msn.co.nz/img/blog/jun08/blog100608_madonna.jpg

same, coming out of a workout

http://www.damnimcute.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/madonna.jpg
 

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immediately after significant weight training or other exercise?

I don't think so phil...

this is her after a workout in 2008.

Yes, Flashy- and the arms you see in the OP photo are the SAME... they have simply been been photographed with a flash.

the picture shown in the OP is very recent...and you will notice, she did not just finish as you incorrectly pointed out...she is dressed in jeans, is wearing several pieces of jewelry, has makeup on, and a nice shirt and her hair is not messy.
My- that's an awful lot of unsupported hogwash.

I am not guessing, Flashy- Human anatomy -proportion, etc is my area of particular expertise.
The fact that she was working out with 15 minutes of this photo is not a guess... the condition of her veins is NOT something seen due to loss of muscle mass from under eating.
That particular appearance, of highly defined forearm muscles in which veining is standing uniformly proud can ONLY occur as the result of vigorous, high tension exercise.

For example, Rock Climbing will make your forearms look like this.

Your observations of hair and dress are immaterial.
The anatomy is unequivocal.

And the two pictures show almost exactly the same form, simply lit differently.


She may be underweight, but she is not skeletal. Those are muscles.
The fad among the celebrity women these days is weight and resistance training that relies on very low weights and low levels of resistance.
So that they do not end up with large, matronly upper arms.

She is not showing nearly enough BONE to be seriously underweight.

Sorry- as someone who has dissected cadavers and teaches human anatomy to artists, that's a professional opinion.

The only thing revealed by the OP picture is that her face is aging, she is working out frequently and strenuously, and that Flash photography is unflattering.
 

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Madonna has always liked women and men, i think her obsession with man arms is her butch side coming out. She looks like a Splitting Image Puppet these days though. She went a little nuts with the cheek implants. It looks like shes harvesting nuts for the winter in there.
 

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Well whether she just got through working out or stepped out of the beauty parlor...she look like crap. If we are saying that flash photography is unflattering how it it that many others manage to look magnificent when they are photographed?
 

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there is an entire industry in capturing unflattering photos of celebrities; a task that is made easier as they age.
Guaranteed publication in the enquirer if you can make someone look like crap.


And looking magnificent is not as easy as all that either.
The average photo shoot is literally hundreds of shots, out of which a tiny fraction will be good enough to publish- and often even those will require retouching before release.

The difference between a great picture and one making you look like crap is EDITORIAL.

If the photo WANTS to make you look bad, he gets in close and shoots with a flash mounted just a few inches away from the lens.
This will distort your figure and face, make your flesh seem ruddy, and cast harsh shadows and highlights on every feature, wrinkle and pore.
 

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um, yeah, sorry phil. wrong again....hogwash indeed.

in the op, those are *BONES* not muscle running the length of her forearm..

and it is not because of the flash. that is *BONE*

and no Phil, she is not 15 minutes from working out.

i hate to have to prove you *COMPLETELY WRONG* yet *AGAIN*

that photo, in the OP was not 15 minutes after working out at all...

here is what you said:

I am not guessing, Flashy- Human anatomy -proportion, etc is my area of particular expertise.
The fact that she was working out with 15 minutes of this photo is not a guess... the condition of her veins is NOT something seen due to loss of muscle mass from under eating.
That particular appearance, of highly defined forearm muscles in which veining is standing uniformly proud can ONLY occur as the result of vigorous, high tension exercise.
yes, vigorous high tension exercise...like lifting a wine glass and using a fork :rolleyes:

here are the facts of the matter,

it was taken as she was leaving a *RESTAURANT* with her young
boyfriend...was she doing bicep curls with dinner rolls?

below is the link: and you can note the caption
Madonna and boyfriend Jesus Luz returning home after dining in London. Madonna displayed bulging veins and muscles on her arms. Photo: MATRIXPHOTOS

I suppose you can contact Matrix Photos to confirm it too if you wish, since everyone obviously knows less than you on every topic.

if this is indeed "what you do" as you claim, then it is time for a new line of work...you don't seem very good at it



Madonna's muscular arms prompt criticism she has been exercising too much - Telegraph

Sorry, Phil, you are wrong again, shockingly.

typical horseshit from you....now that you have been proven conclusively wrong, again, will you be admitting it? naaaaah :rolleyes:
 
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Poor ol' Madge - she's a banana but I do feel a bit sorry for her now, lol.