I'd feel wrong gnoshing on my siblings; however, if it came to that, I suppose I'd start with my second eldest brother. He's had a full enough life with 6 children and 17 grandchildren. He even has one of those great grandchildren. Besides, since his wife disappeared he's been an irritating jerk. It would be best to take him out of his misery. Besides which, he's also a big man-6'2+ and close to 300 pounds, so we'd be able to feed off of him for a few days-maybe even get a week from him. I just hope someone remembered to pack their shaving kit because he's a hairy guy. I won't however go incestuos and dine on his penis-the pilot of the plane can have that.
After him, maybe my distant cousin Dhia. You can tell by the look in his eyes he's worried that we know he's a good meaty dish. His eyes are just looking up pleading, "Don't eat me, don't eat me!" Maybe if he'd stop playing that damned oud, we wouldn't be so inclined to chomp on him. And we can use the oud as firewood to roast him!