Who visits the LPSG arcade?

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I visit the arcade, but not as often as I would like to - I spend waaaaay too much time here as it is, if I stopped at the arcade on my way out, I'd NEVER leave! Nothing would get done and my life would collapse into oblivion. I can hear the news-reporter now, "They found the dead man's body hunched over his computer - he had died while playing Tetris and masturbating....."

But seriously,as much as I love the arcade, I'm far too uncoordinated to play any games with moves that require complex key-combinations. I will press arrow-up, arrow-down, arrow-left, arrow-right, spacebar, left-shift, right-shift, left-click, right-click and enter. But only on their own. Anything beyond that makes my head hurt - I even have trouble with Q, A, Z, S.

I don't have many computer/video games - the range of games available is very limited for me. I can't afford any of those big console-type set-ups so I just have PC games, all the grown-up games are far too violent/gory/gruesome for my taste and 99% of non-violent games are really basic games aimed at very young children. So that just leaves those "Tycoon" types (which I find rather dull) or "Hidden Object" types (which hurt my eyes trying to find everything). I only like the puzzle/logic/card/racing/mini-golf/bowling games.

My absolute FAVOURITE games are "Chuzzle", "Zuma", "Bejeweled", "Peggle", "Jewel Quest" and all their sequels.

Honorable mentions: "Elf Bowling", "Dope Wars".
 
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You said it. :wink:

I'm an absolute game junkie. Currently I have an XBox 360, a Nintendo Wii, Neo Geo AES System, PC-Engine, Nintendo DS, Neo Geo Pocket Color, Sega Saturn, Dreamcast, Turbo Express, and have emulators for Neo Geo, PC Engine, Super Nintendo, Atari, Sega Genesis and arcade titles through MacMame on my laptop. But I can't combine my penis viewing habits with online video gameplay... I'd NEVER get anything done! :biggrin:
Same! We've got a SNES, N64, Gamecube, PS2 and PS3, lol. Also tend to download old arcade stuff for my phone. :redface:


*raises hand*...i spanked the monkey today
Beg your pardon?!! :eek: :tongue:
 

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I visit the arcade, but not as often as I would like to - I spend waaaaay too much time here as it is, if I stopped at the arcade on my way out, I'd NEVER leave! Nothing would get done and my life would collapse into oblivion. I can hear the news-reporter now, "They found the dead man's body hunched over his computer - he had died while playing Tetris and masturbating....."

But seriously,as much as I love the arcade, I'm far too uncoordinated to play any games with moves that require complex key-combinations. I will press arrow-up, arrow-down, arrow-left, arrow-right, spacebar, left-shift, right-shift, left-click, right-click and enter. But only on their own. Anything beyond that makes my head hurt - I even have trouble with Q, A, Z, S.

I don't have many computer/video games - the range of games available is very limited for me. I can't afford any of those big console-type set-ups so I just have PC games, all the grown-up games are far too violent/gory/gruesome for my taste and 99% of non-violent games are really basic games aimed at very young children. So that just leaves those "Tycoon" types (which I find rather dull) or "Hidden Object" types (which hurt my eyes trying to find everything). I only like the puzzle/logic/card/racing/mini-golf/bowling games.

My absolute FAVOURITE games are "Chuzzle", "Zuma", "Bejeweled", "Peggle", "Jewel Quest" and all their sequels.

Honorable mentions: "Elf Bowling", "Dope Wars".
I can't do key combinations either, it's too tricky. :tongue: I love my games to be pleasurable and leisure based. As long as they're engaging though - I'm there! I have plenty of console games (too many) and really enjoy them. If they need to be repaired, I service my consoles myself - as soon as the warranty/insurance has expired anyway. That way they pay for themselves in time. My older consoles are still going strong without any maintenance though, it speaks volumes about the build quality of modern electronics. The Xbox is terrible, the cheapness is unbelievable in places. Perhaps you're wise to stick to PC games. :tongue: You're right to limit your gaming, I'm addicted and my real-life loses time.

You said it. :wink:
Yep. :cool:

I'm usually round the back of the LPSG arcade giving out free handjobs.
Oh, so that's you! I've told you before, I'm all for free enterprise but I would prefer if you moved out of sight - behind the bins.

right.... :rolleyes:
Right! :cool:

Hmm? :confused: I'm curious. :smile:


Are you in need of tutelage again?
No thank you! I'm still re-living the nightmarish horror of it all. :tongue:
 

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I have never visited, but I know it's there. MoT I'd be quite ecstatic to watch you spank that monkey....if you are so inclined. :newangel:

I'm honoured! I do believe the monkey likes a good spanking, the arcade version only allows the use of one hand, I favour two hands myself. You'd think there would be a two-handed option, but apparently not. You could try to spank the monkey yourself! I'm sure he wouldn't mind. :smile:
 

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If it were a REAL ARCADE, 90% of the members here'd want to have a fleshlight to help them get off in more ways than one.lol

:eek: Naughty, naughty members! :tongue:

I do and have one top score.

I'm a terrible poker player. I keep forgetting the rules and before I know it, I've lost. I need to practice more. :tongue: Well done! That score is very impressive! :biggrin1:
 

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You two are so cute...you should get a room. And let me join you!
 

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Such extreme modest is unwarranted, my young comrade.

It may be your only detectable flaw. :wink:

I'm not modest, I'm honest. I really am nothing special. :smile:

You two are so cute...you should get a room. And let me join you!

Nah, I'm just teasing him. :tongue: If I were gay, or in this scenario bisexual - I would gladly book that room, sweet LaFemme! :cool: Edit: Unless he's willing to share Ms LaFemme for some threesome action, in which case - I'd be happy to participate.
 
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