who wants to smell like pussy??

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  1. B_Spladle

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    If smelling like a vagina is wrong, I don't want to be right.
     
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    So you want to smell like pussy? Put my panties on your head then! ;-)

    Wasn't "I smell a pussy somewhere" a line from the Silence of the Lambs?
     
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    I love the one pic on their website that looks like a coke vial...like pussy is a drug.
     
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    That site is....well wow. I'm not even sure who had the idea to come up with something like that. The models were nice though :)
     
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    It was in the Silence of the Lambs, but I think the original line was, " I can smell your pussy!"

    but hey, I like to smell pussy, not smell like pussy.
     
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    In a German perfume knock-off factory:

    "Herr doktor. Help! I've burned the ze whole batch of our Tommy schmell-alike!"

    "Ze whole batch, eh? Ach! It schmells like poosie!"

    "Poosie? Bwilliant! Ve're gonna be wich!"
     
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    how exceedingly pathetic.
     
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    I just knew it was something about smelling like pussy, smelling pussy, or something that way. Hell, haven't seen that movie in years!

    Is it that women can work around purchasing that stuff by spreading some pussy juice in their armpits, on their chest, and behind their ears? Will guys respond to that?
     
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    Haha that's hilarious, are you sure it isn't a joke? The clips of the guy smelling the girl and comparing it to the perfume, it's just too unbelievable lol.
     
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    I guess you'll be needing my postal address.... :D
     
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    Many people could probably tell you that they are addicted to it, just like a drug.
     
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    I think the line from "lambs" is:
    "I can smell your cunt!"
    Then later:
    Lecter: What was it that Miggs(?) said to you.
    Sterling: He said "I can smell your cunt."
    Lecter: Well I for one cannot.
     
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    "But you wear L'air du Temps cologne sometimes, but not today"
     
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    *stirs in chair uncomforably* "No, Hannibal, that's when I have baked beans for lunch."
     
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    *hannibal continues* "i would like to have your brain and kidneys with baked bean."
     
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    You smell like pussy. Where have you been?
     
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    *guilty* i've been in one.
     
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    No. because the only people that will be around me will be guys who smell pussy and lesbians who smell pussy and i dont want to have sex with guys and lesbians dont want to have sex with me so in the end i dont win out.
     
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    Vulva? Yeah, I think that that perfume doesn't make good sense (or scents)! Hehehehehe. Well, you know they'll come out with (a) male version(s): Foreskin. Smegma. Ballsweat. Assfunk. I think that maybe these wouldn't make good colognes either. How do you give a gift like that to somebody? How do you explain that by its name alone? A straight guy surprises his girlfriend with this cologne: Here's what transpired...
    "Hey, darlin' for your birthday, I bought this new perfume imported from Germany. <THAT'S NICE DEAR!!!I FEEL SPECIAL. I LOVE TO SMELL GOOD FOR YOU. IS IT CHLOE? LAGERFELD FOR WOMEN?
    WHAT IS IT?> its vuvah. <WHAT'D YOU SAY? VOLVO? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE THAT. YOU KNOW I JUST LOVVVVE RIDING IN MY VOLVO. I AM GOING TO BE SMELLING NICE WHILE...> No, It's VULVA Not VOL-vo! Vul-va! Vul-va! Vul-va! It smells like Puss-!"< (This is where the guy gets shot by his GF)> The End
    Heheheeeehehehe
     
  20. naughty

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    LOL!

    This reminds me of the movie "Boomerang". There is a scene where Geoffrey Holder is creating a new cologne with Grace Jones whidh simulates the female essence. They called it "Steel Vagina". The movie was a comedy.

    Naughty
     
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