who wants to smell like pussy??

[OldLady]

You know, there are those strange people who like to steal, or buy online, other people's dirty underwear. I remember reading a long time ago that there was a porn star/nude model (don't know which) who sold his used underwear. There was a long waiting requirement. He would take requests and had different fees depending on the underwear (I don't know which, but I'd presume Hanes, Calvin Kleins, or 2Xist, for example), he'd wear it for a couple of hours and hit the gym, run, just to smell it up. They weren't otherwise dirty, just had his scent. No, he didn't sell underwear with track marks and he didn't do come. I believe they wanted ball sweat type of stuff.

There was also some female porn star I heard who did similarly, but from women, they apparently wanted the smell of pussy, not necessarily sweat.


"Pussy" and the male equivalent colognes such as "ballsweat" and "smegma" might be much more popular than one might think.

 

[B_horribleperson]

smegma hehehehhe

 

[invisibleman]

LOL!

This reminds me of the movie "Boomerang". There is a scene where Geoffrey Holder is creating a new cologne with Grace Jones whidh simulates the female essence. They called it "Steel Vagina". The movie was a comedy.

Naughty

Ha! Naughty, that movie was insane! Have you seen BOWFINGER with Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin? That is another insane movie!

Grace Jones...now that's a name and character I haven't heard in a long while. She probably has a year's batch of Vulva on her vanity. Can you just imagine her dressing room decorated in early Primitive Man. Her vanity is a big rock slab with supporting alabaster columns. Can you imagine the crazy names of perfumes on her vanity? Names like: Beef Stick. DecadentAssFucque. PrincessMuenster'sCheeseBolls(UMakeMEFillGood).
ZebraOrgy. Neanderthal. Beastfunk. Roughneck. Rapeintention. BlindDate. Sacrificial Slave. Aggravate. Girl Bastard.
All the names of her perfumes would sound like teen punk rock band names or Dark Metal Bands.

 

[SurferGirlCA]

That site is....well wow. I'm not even sure who had the idea to come up with something like that. The models were nice though

Off topic, but love to know where you ski, Alt. I just had a great week at Lake Tahoe and we had MAJOR snow there. :smile: