Some words of wisdom from Miss West
• I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
• I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I like my clothes to be tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady.
• It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
• A hard man is good to find.
• Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
• I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
• Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -- and another, in case it doesn't rain.
• I feel like a million tonight. But one at a time.
• Good sex is like good Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
• You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.