Who would win in a FIGHT?

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  1. jjsjr

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    It's a simple question:

    Who would win in a fight?


    You... or the previous poster?


    I, being a master of most things deadly, would kill all you bitches.
    Who wants to bring it?
     
  2. Principessa

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    I'm from Jersey, I'd win. :cool:
     
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    meh.... i'd kill you, jersey.
     
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    I am 6' 3" and a hundred 175 lb of pure awesome. I would destroy you like Luck destroyed the Death Star.
     
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    i'm a 6'1 afghan...i think they made a movie after me, Lethal Weapon i think? =]
     
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    I'd kick you in the nuts and beat you with a a keyboard. I win!
     
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    I have a 6 foot AFGHAN on MY COUCH - and it's very comfortable! The wild, wild west LIVES IN NORTH DAKOTA - bring it on!:rolleyes:
     
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    North Dakota isn't known for its martial artists.... just movies with Francis McDormand.
    Not a winner.... I've got this one.
     
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    I could take you on the weak association that Wilmington, Delaware is the operating capital of several credit card companies, one of which sent me a letter saying something to the effect of, "Dee, we love you, you're great, but we're broke, and it's not your fault, but we're gonna give you a 14.9% APR to recoup our losses." This was up from a long history of 7.5-8% interest or so. With that said, I could easily hack you to pieces with the katana I'm hiding in my hair.
     
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    My money's on me (and my disarming personality) surviving the catana fight with Dee, and winning in court.:rolleyes:
     
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    I would still win.
     
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    Safe money's on yours truly to win without breaking a sweat. Don't screw with NJ.
     
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    I'd take Chuck to the cleaners. Probably to get the blood out of his shirt. I'm tough.:smile:

    *insert vicious growl and other assorted Wrestler comments*
     
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    I would be a "gentleman" and let Mr. Black win.
     
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    I'd let Industrialsize pin me down!
     
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    I'd use the old "fake an aneurysm" trick then pop you in the jaw when you came to my aid. I'd wipe you off the matt.

    And your little dog too
     
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    All you would feel is a sudden wind then you realize you are in a hospital bed. These Stiletos go around corners with great accuracy.
     
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    Most things deadly being your week old underwear?​
     
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    You'd die trying, there, Jeffy B. :tongue: Or I'd have you on life support permanently.

    **uses Jurassic park T-Rex roar**
     
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    I'd knock you into next year. You could give me stock tips through a tachyon beam.
     
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