Who would win in a FIGHT?

[jjsjr]

Oh... puleeeeze.... you think that scares me?

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

You are no match for my Kitty Kung Fu.

Kitty style is, by far, the most deadly style of all. You have been warned.

 

[jeff black]

I'd kick your pussy into tomorrow.

 

[deleted3782]

I'd rip your earmuffs off and throw them into the snow.

 

[jeff black]

I'd slap you in your red nose.

 

[deleted3782]

I'd throw my dickie at you.

 

[novice_btm]

I'd throw my dickie at you.

I'd willingly lose for some of that. :tongue:

Oh, wait, THAT "dickie". Well, in that case, nevermind. :tongue:

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

I'd rip your earmuffs off and throw them into the snow.

Goodness!

I'd pout until you picked up my earmuffs, shook off the snow, and placed them snugly back on my ears... then I'd slap you on the dickie.

 

[novice_btm]

Goodness!

...

Hmm, I would've previously said you'd kick my ass, but seeing how slow you are, I'm reassessing. :tongue:

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

Hmm, I would've previously said you'd kick my ass, but seeing how slow you are, I'm reassessing. :tongue:

I wouldn't kick your ass, I would however, punish it :biggrin1:

 

[deleted3782]

I'd snatch your pocket protector and break your calculator.

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

I'd snatch your pocket protector and break your calculator.

You bitch! I'm cutting your tires and keying that Honda.

 

[deleted3782]

You bitch! I'm cutting your tires and keying that Honda.

*Calls airline and rebooks numb's next flight south for the last seat next to the bathroom.*

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

*Calls airline and rebooks numb's next flight south for the last seat next to the bathroom.*

*calls airline and changes ex's flight to Greenland*

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

I'd snatch your pocket protector and break your calculator.

I'd tell your mom.

 

[Industrialsize]

rec would win because I would let him...and want him to...

 

[deleted3782]

*calls airline and changes ex's flight to Greenland*

Isnt that where he lives???

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

Isnt that where he lives???

nope, now I have to beat you up...just because

 

[deleted3782]

nope, now I have to beat you up...just because

*hires goon to take care of numbers*

 

[007baby]

let's see, I'm a blue belt in brazilian Jiu-jitsu (BJJ)... I've been training in Muay Thai AND BJJ for almost three years now... I am 6ft1 and 235 lbs... oh and I happen to KNOW how stupid and dangerous street fights really are, and therefore how to defuse most situations, resorting to physical means ONLY when the stakes are high enough... but honestly... I just want to make friends and make passionate love to beautiful women with my 8x6 inch meat... after eating their beautiful pussies for hours first of course
:grouphug:

Love and Peace!