Who would win in a FIGHT?

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

let's see, I'm a blue belt in brazilian Jiu-jitsu (BJJ)... I've been training in Muay Thai AND BJJ for almost three years now... I am 6ft1 and 235 lbs... oh and I happen to KNOW how stupid and dangerous street fights really are, and therefore how to defuse most situations, resorting to physical means ONLY when the stakes are high enough... but honestly... I just want to make friends and make passionate love to beautiful women with my 8x6 inch meat... after eating their beautiful pussies for hours first of course
:grouphug:

Love and Peace!

~Runs across the room and drop kicks 007baby~

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

rec would win because I would let him...and want him to...

I formally challenge your renound power bottom skills.

~gets out his deep core diamond-tip drill~

~finds his car keys a remote control... and some 1975 playgirl magazines~

 

[jeff black]

I formally challenge your renound power bottom skills.

~gets out his deep core diamond-tip drill~

~finds his car keys a remote control... and some 1975 playgirl magazines~

You've upgraded to diamond?

I could still kick your ass.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

You've upgraded to diamond?

I could still kick your ass.

Yeah, but I'd barely feel it. :tongue:

I will add you to the heap of moaning bodies in the corner.

 

[007baby]

~Runs across the room and drop kicks 007baby~

:lmao:

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

I shall state insulting remarks regarding your mother's body mass index in an effort to inflame or instigate aggression on your behalf.

 

[D_eeglefleegle]

Probably could kick my ass, but I would go down fighting lol.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

I think that the odds would be fairly even in a sauerkraut wrestling match. Wanna try?

 

[B_cigarbabe]

Sounds P U pewie!
Saurkraut wrestling?
How about a pig wrestling match in the mud your choice of competitors or pigs?
I'll take 007 and his pussy eating skills.
C.B.:saevil:

 

[Principessa]

Cigarbabe is a tough cookie from the hood; but I'm taller than her, and younger than her, and I don't smoke. :biggrin1: I bet I could take her down in a Jell-O pit. :wink:

 

[Industrialsize]

NO CONTEST! NJ would whip my ass!

 

[beretta8]

No contest..Id turn you into a top!....

 

[Scrufuss]

The needle in my bogusometer just started to move, did you see that?

 

[hockeyguy741]

No contest..Id turn you into a top!....

ha ha.......I'd kick your ass

 

[Scrufuss]

There would be just 2 thumps. One of my foot to your head, one of your body hitting the floor.

 

[beretta8]

ha ha.......I'd kick your ass

you couldn't kick that high.......:biggrin1:

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

Three words: Death by wedgy.

 

[Scrufuss]

I would wip you with a wispy branch of a pussy willow vine..

 

[rickygNOLA]

you'd win.



because i'd let you.

 

[Scrufuss]

Oh well damn, I am defeated already. You are too clever for my ignorant ways..