Who would you rather be in a relationship with?
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^honey you're welcome here. gay male, straight female, don't we all want the same thing?? penis brings people together.
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I know what you mean about when people think a relationship is the key to happiness. I never understood that either. I know sooooooo many people who think that if they aren't in a relationship that they aren't a whole person. Really sad...Now with that said I'm in a triad relationship but we are all three different people and don't feel less like a person with out the other two
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sounds like a win/win/win. if one lover calls in sick you've got a backup.
i always find it laughable that the idea of money bringing happiness is immediately shot down, but the idea of believing in something that fails more often than not (monogomous relationships) is tradition. it's like someone swimming in a pool of alligators telling you that sky-diving is stupid and dangerous.
bigdicksarebest
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now that's just not fair, why didn't anybody ever tell me this was an option??
bigdicksarebest
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Now days just about anything goes as long as all parties agree and its all adults involved
I'm more of a one man woman, so I think I'll stick with John. Who knows, maybe he's packing something under all that... it's possible.
actually honey you may be right, i was watching a roseanne episode the other day and i swear either he was packin or had a monkey wrench in his pocket.
and he does have a cockiness about him... so maybe it would be the best of both worlds, good pounding and room service.
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Okay, it won't be easy and it won't be cheap. John will have to have gastric bypass surgery in order to cut the food intake, then get a "Biggest Loser" personal trainer and work the fat off. Then the plastic surgery begins. He'll have to get all the sagging excess skin cut off, and, after healing, work heavy on the weights to tone up the muscles. Then, the face has to be worked on: an eye lift, a face lift, collagen in the lips and if his dick is too small, he'll have to do some pumping and maybe have a surgical augmentation there. After a month in Palm Springs tanning, swimming and relaxing, I'll propose, but he'll reject me 'cause I'm too poor, too old and he doesn't like guys who want to "change" him, in fact he doesn't like guys at all. He just screws around with big breasted blonds till he drops dead of a heart attack from too much stress.
I'll just find some poor hunk who'll love me for who I am. I don't like people to try to "change" me either.
Ah, the dreams of the restored John Goodmans
I'll just find some poor hunk who'll love me for who I am. I don't like people to try to "change" me either.
Ah, the dreams of the restored John Goodmans
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^LOL. of course while he's doing all that re-working, he'll need someone to spend his money. Can't let those bank accounts collect dust ya know.
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