ok I dig. we can do some books, then I can wander off to the spa to be rubbed down while you ladies go crazy. So does that mean I get to choose my rub down servents?Well,
I Looooove books, KShelby! So, I might take a detour with you down Digon Alley. But, I also love shoes and antiques and clothing. So... this would be my idea:
I would NOT have a spending limit. Especially when someone else would be paying the bills for our exploratory junket. Girls, we would schedule a number of separate shopping trips and fly across the globe looking for "the best" as if we were Oprah's personal representatives. Then we would spend a week at a discreet spa to relax and refresh after our strenuous mammoth shopping trip. There are also certain male members who we would defintely have to invite along as "personal assistants" (Alter Ego and Basket bulge, you know what that means! LOL! ) I am sure you ladies all have your own lists...:biggrin1: I wouldnt want to leave any who truly desired to come to be left out of the experience. Sign up here! LOL!
Count me in but $5000 isn't much money when you're shopping for the good stuff. That's roughly a couple Janet Reger choices and a few pairs of Jimmy Choo shoes. TBH, i'd probably rather take the cash and go shopping for antiques...anyone game?
Put me in the running, & I'll rub you down while you read your book, then we can decide what happens next; maybe take me for some shopping, I need some new clodhoppers for my feet.ok I dig. we can do some books, then I can wander off to the spa to be rubbed down while you ladies go crazy. So does that mean I get to choose my rub down servents?
Any of the women who are buying underware
That is why I hate clothes shopping. My legs are so short that a lot of stores don't even carry my size except for online. It sucks.Bookstores are very fun... I get lost in those. Music stores too, especially if you can listen to the music and especially if they have a good selection of indie rock and/or world music (hard to find that...)
Have trouble finding clothes or shoes though in most stores, as I am short and "boyish" - I can find tops most places but for pants I usually do best with Lane Bryant or Avenue (although I do wear one of the smaller sizes they carry.. I just have a thick waist). Shoes are almost impossible since I have wide feet and most shoe stores don't carry wide widths. (or if they do, they're ugly! One person in a store actually told me once that "Fashion shoes don't come in wide width". So what am I to do, wear ugly granny shoes? Yikes!)
I want to go there too!You are out of the running since we are inviting Kim along. So you can be her assistant while she is trying on racy lingerie at Agent Provacateur in London.
Try www.zappos.com or www.nordstroms.com I get a lot of my shoes there. I can't shop at Payless either because I wear a 9.5AA.Shoes are almost impossible since I have wide feet and most shoe stores don't carry wide widths. (or if they do, they're ugly! One person in a store actually told me once that "Fashion shoes don't come in wide width". So what am I to do, wear ugly granny shoes? Yikes!)
Why don't you want to shop with me? We can both fly to UK, and raid a Janet Reger store together with Spoiled Princess. I think th $ 5,000 won't last long there, but at least we've had our fun, right? And whatever money is left, we can debauch at a first-class, touching-allowed men strip club - RROARRRR!
Other girls I'd invite:
Madame Zora
Naughty
Mercurial Bliss
SurferGirlCA
Curiousgirl
I want to go there too!
Try www.zappos.com or www.nordstroms.com I get a lot of my shoes there. I can't shop at Payless either because I wear a 9.5AA.
T'aint no sin to take off your skin and dance around in your bones. When it gets too hot for comfort and you cant get icecream cones. T'aint no sin to take off your skin and dance around in your bones.............:wink:You are out of the running since we are inviting Kim along. So you can be her assistant while she is trying on racy lingerie at Agent Provacateur in London.
Now all you have to do is pick your fantasy personal assistant!
May I submit my application for a PA position?
· I know the difference between a Gucci, a Pucci and a Fiorucci
· there is nothing blah about Manolo Blahniks
· Stuart Weitzman is not a jewish law firm
· chivalry lives! I can carry 6 bags in each hand and still open a door
· parlo italiano un poco
· I think everything y'all put on makes your butt look small... even a hat
· you can be all Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada, and I'll suck it up
· I have more than one gold card
· you can tell your husband or BF I'm just gay arm candy
Can I come?
Honey, you were already on the list and as fine as you are I am not telling anyone anything. Let them burn in the disco inferno! :biggrin1: