Who'd be the sole bottom in a Russell Crow, Hugh Jackman, Gerard Butler threesome?

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you are so stacking the deck in your favor.

placing bets on the person and not the characters they've portrayed in films.... i'm gonna say the bottom is the boy who wins the coin toss every night. heads gets to be tails.

i'll give Crowe and Butler the Versatile doubt.

the only thing Jackman could top would be a Xmas tree.
 

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you are so stacking the deck in your favor.

placing bets on the person and not the characters they've portrayed in films.... i'm gonna say the bottom is the boy who wins the coin toss every night. heads gets to be tails.

i'll give Crowe and Butler the Versatile doubt.

the only thing Jackman could top would be a Xmas tree.

I'd go one farther and claim that Mister Butler is all man, and a power top. He'd take everyone without breaking a sweat. AS for Crowe, if he could get past his big fat (ego? head? attitude? ass?) he's be a flipper.
 
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Good assessments. I actually based it on what I've seen of their personalities in interviews, etc. I saw Hugh live in Boy from Oz and he was spectacular AND believeable in the role. I couldn't see Russ and Gerry in that role at all. If they ran a train on each other, I could see Hugh in front getting plowed by Gerry, with Russ behind Gerry, meaning Gerry would be receiving double-stimulation...
 

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Set the scene. Personally, I think Jackman would have himself a new asshole once it was all done.


In this pic, Russell looks like he just stepped off of the set of ChiChi Larue's gay porn epic "Conquered"
http://desirabelles.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/russell-short-hair.jpg


...and so does Gerard Butler
http://www.strongbodies.net/wp-content/uploads/300MoviePic.jpg


Hugh for the bottom win
http://tigeryogiji.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/hugh_jackman_photo.jpg


I think that Hugh Jackman would be versatile: Top>Bottom.

I think that the tie would be Gerard Butler and Russell Crowe. I think that they would be power bottoms. They have amazing asses. (Oh, boy. When I think about it...I want to fuck their hot chunky asses. And have them talk in that Aussie and Scottish accent. Whew!! If that mantasy was ever realized...boy. I wouldn't ejaculate at all. I would fuck them all night.
But those guys would never make me fall in love with them though.)

I think that Hugh Jackman would be the pitcher while Russ and Gerry are the catchers.
 

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I think that Hugh Jackman would be versatile: Top>Bottom.

I think that the tie would be Gerard Butler and Russell Crowe. I think that they would be power bottoms. They have amazing asses. (Oh, boy. When I think about it...I want to fuck their hot chunky asses. And have them talk in that Aussie and Scottish accent. Whew!! If that mantasy was ever realized...boy. I wouldn't ejaculate at all. I would fuck them all night.
But those guys would never make me fall in love with them though.)

I think that Hugh Jackman would be the pitcher while Russ and Gerry are the catchers.


LOL I think I'd have the opposite reaction. If any one of them spread for me I would probably blow just seeing their legs wide open and waiting.
 

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I'd go one farther and claim that Mister Butler is all man, and a power top. He'd take everyone without breaking a sweat. AS for Crowe, if he could get past his big fat (ego? head? attitude? ass?) he's be a flipper.

i think ya ever so correct with Mr. Butler. i might have let that whole Phantom thing shade my way of thinking.

Crowe & Jackman are from Australia.... ya know, down under and all. teehee.
 

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LOL I think I'd have the opposite reaction. If any one of them spread for me I would probably blow just seeing their legs wide open and waiting.

I know myself. I wouldn't get too excited with those guys. I think that it would be fun...and a bit competitive. I would really have to concentrate and pace myself because they are handsome. I would fuck them all night without cumming. But there would be breaks for Gatorade or ice water. Pee breaks.
 

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I'd go one farther and claim that Mister Butler is all man, and a power top. :eek:

Oh I beg to differ on one thing. :smile: :biggrin1: I think that Gerard Butler would tell everyone that he was the lady slayer pussy killer. I think that if this were a gay mantasy. The Gerry Butler I envision would be a major power bottom. I think that he would still be all MAN.
 
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Yeah, I think Hugh would bottom! :) But that wouldn't really be a threesome i'd prefer to watch..