Whorehouse Joke

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  1. JaimeB

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    One night, very late, a guy decides he's just too horny and has to have a woman. So he calls up a whorehouse and asks the madam, "I know it's kind of late, but do you think you could hook me up with any of your girls tonight? I'm very horny and desperate for a fuck."

    The madam thinks about this for a minute. She knows that all her girls are busy, but she doesn't want to lose the chance to turn a buck. Suddenly, she has an idea. She tells the guy, "OK, just give me half an hour to fix it up, and then come over."

    She has an empty bedroom, so she goes in there with a very lifelike inflatable fuck doll, blows it up, tucks it under the sheets, and turns off the light.

    A little while later, the horny dude appears on schedule. "Did you find me a girl?" he asks.

    The madam answers, "Yes, I did, but I have to tell you it wasn't easy. This girl is very new, and very shy and embarrassed, so if you want to have her, you've got to promise me something: that you'll go in there, leave the lights off, and no way even try to talk to her. Don't even try to kiss her. Just do your thing and then go. OK?"

    The guy is so grateful for the chance to get laid that he agrees and pays his money. He goes upstairs all happy.

    Five minutes later, he comes running down the stairs hysterical and screaming gibberish.

    The madam comes out. She grabs him and shakes him. "What's wrong? Calm down and tell me what's wrong. What happened?"

    When guy is finally able to talk, he blurts out, "I can't believe it. I can't believe it! I bit her on the tit, she farted, and flew out the window!"
     
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    Lol, if I had a nickel for everytime that has happened to me
     
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    That's not funny just weird & lame. :yuck:
     
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    nj that was funny
     
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    Must be a guy thing . . . :rolleyes::tongue:
     
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    :biglaugh:
     
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    errmmm...lol
     
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    ( it was a blow-up doll) <----- spoiler.

    i LOL'ed. :biggrin1:
     
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    :laughing: too funny.
     
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    Don't you just hate it when that happens?
     
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