Whos Dog Is It, Anyway?

[joyboytoy79]

Arguments for why Duncan is my dog:

He sleeps in my bed.

I'm housebreaking him.

I feed and water him.

 

[snoozan]

Look bub,

I paid for him.

He lives in my house.

I buy his food.

I take him to the vet.

We decided to get him for MY son.

I give him a place to live.

I bought him toys and a crate.

He's MINE!

Oh wait...

YOU live in my house.

I pay for your food.

I gave you a place to live.

I take you to the doctor.

YOU'RE MINE TOO!!!!!

Arguments for why Duncan is my dog:

He sleeps in my bed.

I'm housebreaking him.

I feed and water him.

 

[Gillette]

Sorry, JBT, I think she's got you there.

 

[joyboytoy79]

My responces in red:

Look bub,

I paid for him.

Uhm, are you sure about that?

He lives in my house.

He lives in my appartment (which happens to be in your house).

I buy his food.

You bought one bag. Who's to say i won't buy him food in the future (in like 3 months when the ONE $10 bag you have already purchased finally runs out)?

I take him to the vet.

Uhm, i'm pretty darned sure i will go with. In fact, i will probably drive.

We decided to get him for MY son.

I'll think about that one.

I give him a place to live.

See point number 2.

I bought him toys and a crate.

Are you sure about that?

He's MINE!

I dissagree, completely.

Oh wait...

YOU live in my house.

I only live in your house because it happens to be where my apartment is!

I pay for your food.

Uhm... Uhm... Uhm... hrm...

I gave you a place to live.

True... but...

I take you to the doctor.

Who drives? Are you sure it is not ME who takes YOU to the doctor?

YOU'RE MINE TOO!!!!!

NOT TRUE!!!

Love ya!

 

[Lex]

JBT's dog because he is gay and I can fuck him.


Yes, see, my detractors are right--I AM biased!

 

[Rubenesque]

**gets all biblical**

I suggest we cut the dog in two and you can have half each

 

[Lordpendragon]

Yes, see, my detractors are right--I AM biased!

Actually they say you're bi-assed. :smile:

 

[DC_DEEP]

Um, I hate to nitpick, but in the title, it should be "whose", not "whos".

Uh, I hate to continue to nitpick, but Duncan is a kitty-cat, not a dog.

Either way, Duncan should go to the possession of Snoozan, so that her crazy friends (who think Duncan is an orangutan) can debate on whether or not he should be circumcised, and then neutered. We know she will spare poor Duncan the indignity.

Sorry, joyboytoy. Do you still love me?

 

[DaveyR]

This is a completely pointless poll because JBT and Snoozan are one and the same person anyway :tongue:

 

[Matthew]

This poll is flawed.

"Duncan is MINE" is not an option.

 

[snoozan]

This is a completely pointless poll because JBT and Snoozan are one and the same person anyway :tongue:

Oh God. Are we going to have to take a photo of us with the dog and the baby and hold up a LPSG.org sign? We can do that. I won't even photoshop it, I'll make it for reals.

Unfortunately, JBT won't get naked for this photo, which is a loss for the entire community. And me.

*sigh*

 

[snoozan]

JBT's dog because he is gay and I can fuck him.


Yes, see, my detractors are right--I AM biased!

Did you just call my dog gay and express an intent to have sex with him?

*calls the authorities*

 

[DaveyR]

Unfortunately, JBT won't get naked for this photo, which is a loss for the entire community. And me.

*sigh*

Now that is more than a shame

 

[Lex]

Actually they say you're bi-assed. :smile:

Actually, my ass is totally gay.

 

[fortiesfun]

Actually, my ass is totally gay.

Just be glad they didn't suggest you were "buy-assed."

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Just be glad they didn't suggest you were "buy-assed."

But who would state the blatantly obvious?

 

[DC_DEEP]

This is a completely pointless poll because JBT and Snoozan are one and the same person anyway :tongue:

Dave, darling, you know I love you, but ARE YOU SMOKING CRACK AGAIN? Snoozy and JBT cannot possibly be the same person. You know that those evil moderator-nazis would know if they were one person with multiple accounts. Just ask me or Madame Zora or Lex or BronxBombshell (RIP), because we are all the same person.

 

[snoozan]

Dave, darling, you know I love you, but ARE YOU SMOKING CRACK AGAIN? Snoozy and JBT cannot possibly be the same person. You know that those evil moderator-nazis would know if they were one person with multiple accounts. Just ask me or Madame Zora or Lex or BronxBombshell (RIP), because we are all the same person.

Well, we ARE posting from the same IP address... however JBT is a Macophile and I've returned to the Windows dark side after an unfortunate run-in with a G4 tower.

DC, maybe you can help me with restoring JBTs foreskin? He won't let me near his happy stick.

Snooz

 

[Gillette]

Okay, I may have to reevaluate the dog ownership issue.

But first, BB(RIP)?
Who else jumped ship?

 

[DC_DEEP]

Okay, I may have to reevaluate the dog ownership issue.

But first, BB(RIP)?
Who else jumped ship?

Ah, she and I are still in touch, but apparently some idiots just didn't get it when she asked them not to bother her (PMs, etc etc etc) so she peeps in from time to time, but does not post. I'm guessing she does not check her PMs, either.