Whos Dog Is It, Anyway?

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by joyboytoy79, Nov 16, 2006.

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Is Duncan Snoozan's or Joyboytoy79's Dog?

Poll closed Dec 31, 2006.
  1. He belongs to JBT because JBT is the best!

    36.4%
  2. He belongs to Snoozy.

    63.6%
  1. joyboytoy79

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    Arguments for why Duncan is my dog:

    He sleeps in my bed.

    I'm housebreaking him.

    I feed and water him.
     
  2. snoozan

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    Look bub,

    I paid for him.

    He lives in my house.

    I buy his food.

    I take him to the vet.

    We decided to get him for MY son.

    I give him a place to live.

    I bought him toys and a crate.

    He's MINE!

    Oh wait...

    YOU live in my house.

    I pay for your food.

    I gave you a place to live.

    I take you to the doctor.

    YOU'RE MINE TOO!!!!!


     
  3. Gillette

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    Sorry, JBT, I think she's got you there.
     
  4. joyboytoy79

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    My responces in red:

    Love ya!
     
  5. Lex

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    JBT's dog because he is gay and I can fuck him.


    Yes, see, my detractors are right--I AM biased! :rolleyes:
     
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    **gets all biblical**

    I suggest we cut the dog in two and you can have half each
     
  7. Lordpendragon

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    Actually they say you're bi-assed. :smile:
     
  8. DC_DEEP

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    Um, I hate to nitpick, but in the title, it should be "whose", not "whos".

    Uh, I hate to continue to nitpick, but Duncan is a kitty-cat, not a dog.

    Either way, Duncan should go to the possession of Snoozan, so that her crazy friends (who think Duncan is an orangutan) can debate on whether or not he should be circumcised, and then neutered. We know she will spare poor Duncan the indignity.

    Sorry, joyboytoy. Do you still love me?
     
  9. DaveyR

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    This is a completely pointless poll because JBT and Snoozan are one and the same person anyway :tongue:
     
  10. Matthew

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    This poll is flawed.

    "Duncan is MINE" is not an option.
     
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    Oh God. Are we going to have to take a photo of us with the dog and the baby and hold up a LPSG.org sign? We can do that. I won't even photoshop it, I'll make it for reals.

    Unfortunately, JBT won't get naked for this photo, which is a loss for the entire community. And me.

    *sigh*
     
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    Did you just call my dog gay and express an intent to have sex with him?

    *calls the authorities*
     
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    Now that is more than a shame :mad:
     
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    Actually, my ass is totally gay.
     
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    Just be glad they didn't suggest you were "buy-assed."
     
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    But who would state the blatantly obvious?
     
  17. DC_DEEP

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    Dave, darling, you know I love you, but ARE YOU SMOKING CRACK AGAIN? Snoozy and JBT cannot possibly be the same person. You know that those evil moderator-nazis would know if they were one person with multiple accounts. Just ask me or Madame Zora or Lex or BronxBombshell (RIP), because we are all the same person.
     
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    Well, we ARE posting from the same IP address... however JBT is a Macophile and I've returned to the Windows dark side after an unfortunate run-in with a G4 tower.

    DC, maybe you can help me with restoring JBTs foreskin? He won't let me near his happy stick.

    Snooz
     
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    Okay, I may have to reevaluate the dog ownership issue.

    But first, BB(RIP)?
    Who else jumped ship?
     
  20. DC_DEEP

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    Ah, she and I are still in touch, but apparently some idiots just didn't get it when she asked them not to bother her (PMs, etc etc etc) so she peeps in from time to time, but does not post. I'm guessing she does not check her PMs, either.
     
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