Who's giving up masturbation for Lent?

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  1. tnhick

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    So, I have been a member for a while, but then got busy and never posted or anything. But, I decided to post now, because I have decided to give up masturbating for Lent. Just wondering if anyone else was doing the same thing?
     
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    More power to ya dude, I tried that once and actually made it thru a couple weeks.. by then, I was ready to freakin exPLODE!!!! This year I'm gonna try to give up smoking... AGAIN. argh. :cool:
     
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    How long does that entail?

    And No, i cant last more then a few days without
     
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    Not cleaning out the pipes and abstaining can cause prostate problems. You had better jack that cock.
     
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    Yeah, I tried that. It was the most hilarious failure ever. I think I masturbated even more often once I said I would give it up. And I was fourteen. I must have been spanking it, like, four times a day.

    The next year I gave up Lent for Lent.

    I don't mean to rain on any parades here...giving up joy just didn't sit right with me as a way to connect with God. It does for other people, and the more power to them.
     
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    What's Lent again and why would we have to give up some harmless activity?
     
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    wow, that is a challenge worthy of Lent. Keep us posted...

    Oh hell, maybe I'll just go for broke myself
     
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    good luck
     
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    I remember that movie 40 Days and 40 Nights with cute boy Josh Hartnett. I wouldn't even try to go that long without getting off. I'm lucky if I make it a week.
     
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    Absolutely not! It's actually unhealthy for a man to go more than a few days without mastubating.


     
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    I could try to give up cursing out my cats for suspected peeing around my apt.

    lolol

    Oh dear. I need to go to bed. My meds are kicking my ass.
     
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    So, you're a whacko cat-lady too? Wow... And it's kind of obvious when cats pee around an apartment. And it's the kind of thing your neighbors start to notice when you have more than one cat doing it. Are you sure that the smell isn't coming from the meth lab you have made in your kitchen?

    Awww, nah.... Just have a few cocktails and stay up a bit. [sarcasm]We just love reading your posts.[/sarcasm]
     
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    i did it once successfully in high school...tried again last year and wound up breaking down about halfway through. curses!

    this year, i've decided to give up masturbation AND smoking. that way, if i buckle on one i have the other as a back up.

    i've also decided to write a sketch about an ascetic monk who gives up sacrifice for Lent. :-D
     
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    And don't forget to scourge yourself while you are at it.
     
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    isn't flagellation more commonly used as a euphemism FOR masturbation? lol!
     
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    the nuns back in jr high told us guys to Keep it bent for Lent! :crucified:
     
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    i don't masturbate that often but if i needed release then thees no way i could put it off for 40 days. jesus went for forty days and nights to the desert as a sacrifice, nobody ever said he gave up tugging.
     
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    I gave it up for 31 days once, it was research for a book
     
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    I wouldn't give it up for all the "Lint" in my naval... or your's!

    Keep your weird-ass "historical" superstitions to your own practices.

    Onan
     
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