During college there was a guy who acquired the name baloney loaf. He would always wear sweat pants in res too, which is probably how he got the name in the first place. From what I could tell trough his pants and seeing him at the pool, he looked pretty damn huge. It looked like he had a baby's leg hanging there. This was later confirmed by a friend who hooked up with him that it was like a beer bottle thick. I guess though, I never really did see it directly though, but thought it might be worth sharing.