whos jealous of your cock?

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by wants2bebigger, Sep 11, 2007.

  1. wants2bebigger

    wants2bebigger New Member

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    who has a friend who is jealous of their endowment?
     
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    :biggrin1:Heh heh!

    Of the few male friends I have that have seen me without pants , I would say most ARE a little jealous , but only 2 have voiced their opinions.

    One was a long time best friend who had drunkenly walked in on his sister and HER best friend and I in a threesome (okay, I have a thing for 3bees :cool::biggrin1:!)
    At any rate, the three of us were uncovered, and the sister was "riding the pony", so to speak.
    Well, she jumped off when he opened the door , leaving my full hard-on standing straight up.
    All he could do is stare for about a minute, and asked , rather dumbly,"How the F--- did you manage to get a dick like THAT?"

    The other is the adult son of an older woman I was seeing .Let's call him "Jerry".
    She's about 20 years my senior (and this was 5 years ago, so that made ME 35 and She was 55).
    Long story short , she likes 'em long, she's also about as noisy as Marilyn Chambers when she's really into it.:wink:
    Her daughter (aged 32- Call Her Kristin) who was renting from her at the time, overheard the noise, and talked to her mother later that day.
    (They speak VERY frankly, which would prove to be funny later on that evening.... read on!)
    Later on, we were at a family barbecue, and, as is usual with these people, the beer started flowing , and tongues got to wagging.
    Well, Kristin was giggling with other ladies in the family (cousins, close friends, et. al) when the conversation turned to sex, and Kristin blurted out that her mom and I were doing it that morning and VERY loudly yet.

    Well, Jerry and His s/o were there, and Jerry has a penchant for (im)practical jokes, and, so ,as he listened to his sister talk, he QUITE OBNOXIOUSLY blurts out to me: "You know they're just lying for you, don't you?"

    I -in my tipsy state, and semi erect with all the sex talk- Stood up , turned my back to Jerry, and dropped my pants with Kristin,2 of her Cousins, her Aunt, Mother, Sister,3 friends, and JERRY'S S/O even-
    sitting all facing me... and at waist level...(gotta love that foreboding remark! :wink:)


    -And I Whipped it out!


    After the utter silence ensued, I quickly tucked it away, and looked at the group of gaping mouths,as I excused myself to get another beer....
    ... and , as the clamor started up again, I hear a lot of comments, some DEFINITE compliments... and Jerry musing out loud one curious phrase-
    "That M-----F-----, thing CAN'T be real !"


    Score one for the big boys!
     
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    My brother lol
     
  5. wants2bebigger

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    haha the irish arent well known for being big, but when we are watch out!
     
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