Who's the Hottest Desperate Housewife?

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Thank you for bashing my hope :wink:. But what do you think about Kyle MacLachlan? He's not as nerdy any more as he appeared to be in Blue Velvet. In fact, I think he looks rather hot too.

Kyle had a semi in B/Velvet, very impressive. I paused it many a time....
 

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JAMES DENTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although i get the impression he isn't very hung. But I'd still fuck him!


I agree but the rest of the package is so hot. Actually they should create a love interst between him and Marcia's son..
 
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Thank you for bashing my hope :wink:. But what do you think about Kyle MacLachlan? He's not as nerdy any more as he appeared to be in Blue Velvet. In fact, I think he looks rather hot too.
well i heard that kyle is hung. I believe it.

In a scene from the film Showgirls where he's walking into the pool with a champagne bottle, you definitely see his balls swinging between his legs and elizabeth (the actress) smiling while in the pool.

I used to think he was hot back in the day but i'm not sure if he's aging well.
 

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well i heard that kyle is hung. I believe it.

In a scene from the film Showgirls where he's walking into the pool with a champagne bottle, you definitely see his balls swinging between his legs and elizabeth (the actress) smiling while in the pool.

I used to think he was hot back in the day but i'm not sure if he's aging well.

I haven't seen Showgirls. But Kyle definitely gets some additional points for the mystery he oozes. In BV, he was a lot too nerdy for my taste, but his acting performance has been extraordinary. Now he looks fine to me. I haven't seen him without clothes in a long time, but I can't imagine he has a bad body, average at its worst. And I'll just believe anything you say about his endowment.
 

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Well excuse me, but has NO ONE noticed Justin, Andrew's "boyfriend"? - what a hottee! Competes with Jesse Metcalf in my book. Glad no one's mentioned Carl, but where are all the heteros out there jerking off to Edie Brit? Remember that episode she sprawled over the car she washed?
Of course I'm waiting for the day someone says he (she?) has the hots for Mrs McCluskey!!!!
And all you girls out there, I hope you are ultra-turned off by all Bree's men, post Rex (and that includes the shrink who got pushed off the bridge).
 

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Eva Longoria without a doubt!...<.>


Why do you guys inevitably fall for the woman who always plays the helpless girl card, even though she could be a sly dog? Is she rousing your protective instincts that much?

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Felicity is sexy!!:smile:

Good answer, right answer! Would you accept me as a substitute?

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My God, just seen that Kyle MacLahlan is Orson!!!! No I'm sorry, cute is just not the word.

No, cute isn't the word. But still the mystery he oozes is making him sexy. He may not be a hunk, but he keeps himself well and isn't the wrong person for a sheet-roasting, I think.
 

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Marcia Cross is very attractive. Perfect body. Something about that absolutely perfect part in her hair and that she wore sexy lingerie (perfect boobs in 'em too!) and did anything sordid to please her man is a real turnon.

AMEN YOU GO DUDE!! I'm madly in love with Marcia Cross and have been since Melrose Place. As far as I'm concerned she is the ultimate redhead and a one of a kind beautiful woman on screen and off she makes me want to live when I'm down or lonely. She's my celebrity dream woman.
 

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Marcia Cross is beautiful, and Eva Longoria is beauitful too, and really skinny, which I love. Teri Hatcher for her body, especially her legs, so skinny, and they go on forever!
 

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Oh, and I can't forget Nicolette Sheridan. I love her, I think she's fabulous. I met her at the Beowulf premiere, and she was so down to Earth, and hilarious.