Wait, wait, wait.....are you saying Mike Rowe is OLD and FAT? Fucking hell, you're kidding, right? He's only 48! Don't tell me, you're one of those whiny super-queens who thinks anyone over 25 is "oh my god, like, so totally prehistoric, eww!" and anyone heavier than a scrawny 70 kg twink is "oh my god, like, a total pig, eww!".....
sheesh!
Fuck.
Right.
Off.
I hear Paul Hollywood (chef) is quite the daddy figure with certain gentlemen.!!