windtalkerways said:I thought the tortoise won the race.
Are they really hung???
windtalkerways said:I thought the tortoise won the race.
Are they really hung???
CokecanBen9 said:Thats why their so slow, they keep trippin over their "junk":biggrin1:
Sandalman said:Oh i think there are some pretty big dicks regardless of race...or penis size for that matter...
mingnut said:Not sure!
Hear about that tortoise that recently died in India? 240 years old they reckon and been waiting for it to die so they can carbon-date it!! Sums up the world really (those bloody theys!)
meritores said:One time i wont a one legged race with my dick, well i guess i'd call it a one dicked race, but then again , i only have 1 dick, so maybe i should get another, and tie it behind my leg and win a race with the other one...