Madame Zora,
Your responses are stupid and uninsightful. You make yourself out to be some sort of tantric love goddess, but you are nothing but an old, dried up prune. In between your legs must lie the equivicy of the saharah desert after a 10 year drought. You are an ugly, uninteresting, bad-haircut bearing cunt.
Sonic,
Thank you, thank you, thank you for making light of a light hearted post. I need not remark because you've understood my sentiments exactly.
As for the rest of you. How many times must I reiderate that I am not trying to force anything onto my girlfriend? I WAS JUST PURSUING ONE OF MANY FETISHES WE'VE BOTH BEEN WILLING TO EXPLORE!