Why am I such a nympho LOL

[cannycrumpet]

oh you should see the 3 hard cocks I had tonight all three were over seven and nice and fat I love it.


c yas :biggrin1: I get what yous dream about just do it ffs stop being nasty out of gelousy night night

 

[voidout]

i'm sure we'll see them in a text book in the near future.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Diamond? Are you in there? Hello Hello...

Yes, please stop sharing your adventures with us. The thought of some line of guys taking you from behind on a public bar toilet makes me cringe. Not out of jealousy....its more the thought of having bodily fluids from complete strangers all over me while im leaning over a shit splattered disease ridden toilet that looks like its from Saw I. Kinda doesn't do it for me or anyone else on the Women's board.

 

[_Alexxx_]

His spelling is not that bad, considering he is writing with one hand while wanking with the other one

 

[jason_els]

His spelling is not that bad, considering he is writing with one hand while wanking with the other one

:mischievous:

 

[dolfette]

did this guy ever go to school?

 

[AlteredEgo]

What? None of you other ladies enjoy doggy-style when you're puking?uke:

 

[nicenycdick]

What is truly amazing is that he continues to think that anyone could possibly take these posts seriously...or maybe it doesn't matter, huh?

 

[Bbucko]

TrannyStrumpet's still on this roll?

WTF?

 

[Enid]

trans strumpet...oh my god i laughed so hard i almost peed my pants!

 

[Incocknito]

That's not how you spell man.

It's M-A-N not N-Y-M-P-H-O

Silly :tongue:

 

[Bbucko]

trans strumpet...oh my god i laughed so hard i almost peed my pants!

I thought it was clever, if a tad obvious.

 

[deleted395785]

I cant even remember how many come in but they must have at least 13 I was the only girl left in the club at 3am in the morning I could feel the tension as there was only me and about 30 turkish men.

that's nothing. i remember that one time i went to a club in brazil. i got drunk & took some viagra & some special pills that wont let me get AIDS & fucked 51 brazillian women with my 14" cock. i even took a picture of one of em its in my album. on day 2 i went to the nude beach in rio & met adriana lima. she told me she would come back to my hotel after her photo shoot. so later that night i ordered some champagne & she came to my room with 3 other girls. needless to say my 14" cheezsteak amazed the ladies once again. i cant remember day 3, got wasted. i just remember waking up to voicemails from beyonce saying she loved my meat flute & dont tell Jay-Z. my last day there cherokee d'ass was shooting a porno scene & lex steele couldnt make it. the director took one look at my fuck stick & begged me to fill in for him but i was way bigger than lex so they scrapped the footage.

 

[dolfette]

ahahaha! more believable than the OP.

 

[King_ding_a_ling]

I know you are, but what am I

A man :tongue:

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

:yawn: ...

:sucks: