Why Are All The Good Girls Taken?

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Hehe thanks. But I'm Julian's brother...triplets? lol :tongue:

Saw a girl in the pub tonight, she was with her boyfriend too! I think we do need a change of venue. I'll see if I can rally the motley crew into town this weekend. I could go with my uncle but he's pretty wild and I know he'd get me pissed and probably end up in a fight haha. But he could also get me a girl...he's a bit of a ladies man.

hotmilf: I'm currently writing a number one entitled: Hussy pussy. Wish me luck :smile: I'm sure some woman will appreciate it hehe.

I'm only really looking for a "meaningful overnight relationship" but even that's hard! I'm hoping it would develop into more, like it always has :wink: except that one time I performed the miracle of having sex without a hardon...that was bad.

Still, they are all taken round here. But that's my town for you. All the girls go for 'MC's if you know what they are... :rolleyes: and the chavs etc. Nice horny guys like me don't stand a chance.

Adding more fuel to the fire: My middle name is 'Vinny' :eek:
The plot thickens...
 

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Hehe thanks. But I'm Julian's brother...triplets? lol :tongue:

Oh, I guess. I had dibs on that first though just for the record...

Saw a girl in the pub tonight, she was with her boyfriend too! I think we do need a change of venue. I'll see if I can rally the motley crew into town this weekend. I could go with my uncle but he's pretty wild and I know he'd get me pissed and probably end up in a fight haha. But he could also get me a girl...he's a bit of a ladies man.

I think a step in the right direction for you would be: roll out with your uncle! If HE'S gettin you pissed AND you're gettin your willy wet - an ass whippin is the least of your worries.


I'm only really looking for a "meaningful overnight relationship" but even that's hard! I'm hoping it would develop into more, like it always has :wink:

I feel you - just wanna get laid. You're a sweet boy though, so they get the wrong idea and confuse penetration with proposal. Been there/done that. I'll have to tell you all about it sometime. I think however you'd probably be able to find a girl who you could establish a friendship with, but who would also like to take what you're offering when the need arises.

except that one time I performed the miracle of having sex without a hardon...that was bad.

Never do that again. The psychological trauma/self consciousness endured during such an episode could cause it to recur...

Still, they are all taken round here. But that's my town for you. All the girls go for 'MC's if you know what they are... :rolleyes: and the chavs etc. Nice horny guys like me don't stand a chance.

Irish guys? Is that a "MC"? Nice horny guys like you just need to find the right girl(s) who like big ones - and SHOW IT.

Adding more fuel to the fire: My middle name is 'Vinny' :eek:
The plot thickens...

I remember. Me calling you "Mr P" earlier was inreference to you first name, however...
 

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I believe theres alot of good women out there just waiting for the right guy, some ladies know who they want already but the man is taken, yet they feel so strongly about their choice that they`d be willing to wait for a miracle or try and become friends with them so as to have a chance at a later date. Color me stupid! It never occurred to me to actively pursue a man already in a relationship. Back in Jersey we have a name for women who do that have found that women don`t give up easily if your in their cross hairs. Maybe that's my problem I have always been too impatient. :redface: Especially if they know the mans miserable, and they know they could make him happier. ROTFLMAO that sounds like the plot of a bad movie on Lifetime. Are there really women that do this? Wait for a relationship to end and then swoop in for the kill?:confused:


I'm only really looking for a "meaningful overnight relationship" but even that's hard! I'm hoping it would develop into more, like it always has :wink: except that one time I performed the miracle of having sex without a hardon...that was bad.
OH! :biggrin1: You just want a fuck buddy, try AOL or AFF or some other such site.

Still, they are all taken round here. But that's my town for you. All the girls go for 'MC's if you know what they are... :rolleyes: and the chavs etc. Nice horny guys like me don't stand a chance.
What is a MC? Master Cocksman?

I think a step in the right direction for you would be: roll out with your uncle! If HE'S gettin you pissed AND you're gettin your willy wet - an ass whippin is the least of your worries. That's just what I was thinking! :cool:
 

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:eek:

Bro? lol.

Nah MC is something like 'microphone cunt' that's what I call it, I forget that actual meaning. It's the little scrotes that 'MC' /rap along to really shit music. Usually in their friend's houses, with drugs etc. Meh. And so the ones that do get out into pubs have boyfriends. What a weird town I inhabit.

I think I'll go out with my uncle then :cool: should be fun. More on MC:


In the UK, it means a person who performs at a dance club, usually yelling into a microphone to techno music. It's like rap, only incomprehensible.
An example of an Mc rap, "Bidda bidda bad boy on the mic, jsdfhusdfuhuisdfhuih" ;


Urban Dictionary: MC

PS njqt...there's only one Master Cocksman!
 

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Yeah, I feel the same way about guys.. most of the eye-candy's are taken.. let alone the actual intelligent/gorgeous guys


well, or they are gay.
 

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Yeah, I feel the same way about guys.. most of the eye-candy's are taken.. let alone the actual intelligent/gorgeous guys


well, or they are gay.

LOL -- the gays make it TWICE as bad -- when a good guy is taken, TWO guys are gone. :biggrin1::biggrin1:


- - - - -

SLB -- just so long as you don't write one called, Loosie Goosie!! :biggrin1::biggrin1:
 

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Yeah, I feel the same way about guys.. most of the eye-candy's are taken.. let alone the actual intelligent/gorgeous guys


well, or they are gay.

Oh but wait... there's this really cute British guy I know who looks just LIKE me. He's really sweet, can take a ass whuppin though, and has a big pretty dick...

"MC P-Vinnz; spinnin on the one & two, th'ow ya hands up..." a-wick a-wick - a - wicky... and he dealz in diamonz & pearlz. That's what's up.
 

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I know it looks like the "good ones" are always taken, but you're right -- it really is just a matter of expanding your habitat/venues.

People who say "they're all taken" are speaking the truth -- and telling themselves that they need to start looking in new areas. :wink: (In other words, the statement only applies to the specific areas they haunt on a regular basis)
 

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I believe theres alot of good women out there just waiting for the right guy, some ladies know who they want already but the man is taken, yet they feel so strongly about their choice that they`d be willing to wait for a miracle or try and become friends with them so as to have a chance at a later date. I have found that women don`t give up easily if your in their cross hairs. Especially if they know the mans miserable, and they know they could make him happier.


lafever

This sounds like my situation, although since he's happily married and has been since before I ever met him, my hope is to find someone who is similar to him, but single.
 

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njqt466Re: Why Are All The Good Girls Taken?
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Originally Posted by lafever [URL]http://www.lpsg.org/images36/buttons/viewpost.gif[/URL]
I believe theres alot of good women out there just waiting for the right guy, some ladies know who they want already but the man is taken, yet they feel so strongly about their choice that they`d be willing to wait for a miracle or try and become friends with them so as to have a chance at a later date. Color me stupid! It never occurred to me to actively pursue a man already in a relationship. Back in Jersey we have a name for women who do that have found that women don`t give up easily if your in their cross hairs. Maybe that's my problem I have always been too impatient. :redface: Especially if they know the mans miserable, and they know they could make him happier. ROTFLMAO that sounds like the plot of a bad movie on Lifetime. Are there really women that do this? Wait for a relationship to end and then swoop in for the kill?:confused:


Oh yeah, they exist, i currently have several women who have been stalking me for over 20 years, one of which i haven`t even had sex with, she told me she was a virgin and all i wanted was sex, so instead of poping her cherry i told her she should save it for someone who`s interested in more than just sex, i was just being honest, as far as i know she`s still a virgin, and is still waiting for me, i ran into her several years ago and she was still single and still gaga for me even though i was married. My wife at the time knew who she was and told her basically that she`d better go on and leave me alone. I guess i put a spell on her, or maybe i`m just that rare breed of man that ladies desire.

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What happens is as soon as they reach puberty they are instantly absorbed into the "Man Cloud" and some man fights for them and wins. That "Man" keeps them as long as his "Man Field" doesn't emit too many "Negative Particles" known as "Assotrons". When the "Assotronic Dissonance" grows strong enough it repels the woman back into the "Man Cloud" where she becomes attracted once more.

So, your best bet is to find a nice "Man Cloud" with not as strong as yourself men ( Men with less "Awesome", the Force that draws women ) and enter at your leisure. You will surely win the copulation of your "Particle Bits" time after time after time...
 

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How could all the good women be taken in this time of record number of single women choosing to remain single. Either you are very picky or have a skewed idea of what a good woman is.

A good woman is any woman who makes you want to be a better man.
 

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Yeah, I feel the same way about guys.. most of the eye-candy's are taken.. let alone the actual intelligent/gorgeous guys
well, or they are gay.

LOL -- the gays :smile: make it TWICE as bad -- when a good guy is taken, TWO guys are gone. :biggrin1::biggrin1:


Milf and Roofies...:smile:

You get shocked that they're gay. I get shocked when they're married AND have friggin' kiddies!!! Then, they turn it all around on you like you are the homewrecker. (Where DID HIS goddamn wedding band go? AND THIS INVISIBLE GBM DID NEITHER STEAL NOR BECOME DAVID COPPERFIELD!!!)

 

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How could all the good women be taken in this time of record number of single women choosing to remain single. I could be wrong but I think some of us haven't so much chosen to remain single, as become resigned to it. :frown1: Either you are very picky or have a skewed idea of what a good woman is.

A good woman is any woman who makes you want to be a better man.

True and that statement goes both ways. :smile:

Oh yeah, they exist, i currently have several women who have been stalking me for over 20 years,
I have a theory on this, I think that often men who have women stalk them, are bad breakeruppers. One of which i haven`t even had sex with, she told me she was a virgin and all i wanted was sex, so instead of popping her cherry i told her she should save it for someone who`s interested in more than just sex, i was just being honest. That was your mistake. :smile: She was young and impressionable and you made the mistake of being nice and considerate to her. This of course made her desire you even more. lafever

 

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I could be wrong but I think some of us haven't so much chosen to remain single, as become resigned to it. :frown1:

Tell me about it...:mad:
 

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its odd, i slept around alot and really didnt give any thought to settling down. Never wanted to be married never wanted kids, bachalor for life and all of that.

I turned 23 and i meet the most amazing woman ever, she was a friend of a girl me and my buddies knew and we just hit it off. Got married and now we are discussing kids.

I wouldnt go looking for miss right, but keep your eyes and ears open so you know when she pops up.

Ohhh and the other thing, if you base soley on if she looks "OMGWTF she is the most sexy hottest chick ever", you probably will have a much harder time finding her. Im not saying that you should go find a buck tooth 300lb girl that chews and doesnt have any grace, but you shouldnt only be looking for the jessica albas either.