Why are males so into measuring?

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It's one of the universes questions that will never be answered.

Why are males so into measuring?

Why must I own a truck that only gets 11 miles to the gallon?

Why do girls need a million pairs of shoes?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

All are questions we'll never know the answer to. It's just life
 

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My thoughts on this question are the same as what I think when someone asks (with faux naivete) the women on this site whether size matters to them:

"Considering where you're asking the question, what the hell answer do you think you're going to get?"

Many, if not most, people on this site are obsessed with (their own) penises. Almost certainly more so than the average man is. So I'm not certain that males are as "into measuring" as you think.
 

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The point is that women are just as obsessed with the size of their tits, as men are with the size of their cocks.

But that's comparing apples and oranges. Women are obsessed with their breast size because they have to find the right bra size. Men don't measure their penis size for underwear purposes; they measure their hips for that. Breasts and penises; apples and oranges.
 

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My thoughts on this question are the same as what I think when someone asks (with faux naivete) the women on this site whether size matters to them:

"Considering where you're asking the question, what the hell answer do you think you're going to get?"

Many, if not most, people on this site are obsessed with (their own) penises. Almost certainly more so than the average man is. So I'm not certain that males are as "into measuring" as you think.

Granted, men on this site are more likely than others to be interested in their measurement. But just about all guys I have known have at some point put a ruler to their penis. Damon Wayans even talked about this in one of his comedy routines. He said, "Every man at some point has strapped a ruler to his dick...."
 

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Granted, men on this site are more likely than others to be interested in their measurement. But just about all guys I have known have at some point put a ruler to their penis. Damon Wayans even talked about this in one of his comedy routines. He said, "Every man at some point has strapped a ruler to his dick...."

How do you know they have? :confused:

What alternate world do people on this site live in, where strangers ask to see their genitals, brothers jack off together, and guys routinely talk to other guys about measuring their cocks? :rolleyes:
 

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How do you know they have? :confused:

What alternate world do people on this site live in, where strangers ask to see their genitals, brothers jack off together, and guys routinely talk to other guys about measuring their cocks? :rolleyes:

Let me clarify. When I say "every guy I know," I am referring to "friends." I'm not talking about mere acquaintances. In the course of most male-male friendships at some point the discussion of size and measuring, etc., comes up. It doesn't "routinely" come up. But most guys I have known, (and by "known," I mean "most guys I've been friends with") have at some point measured themselves.
 
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I'm not sure to be honest... however I could be curious about the size, just for the sake of being curious, not for any actual reason - but even then it would only be the size of a guy I was interested in really. My boyfriend, I just want to think about it, so maybe that's why I'd be sorta interested in the size!