I'm sat in a pub in Bristol. I arrived early, the bus arrived on time for the first time ever... Anyway, I walk in and order my drink and the random not drunk guy stood next to me with his wife starts asking me to hi five, because it is so good being alive. Now I'd chalk this up to just being a random nut, but shut like this happens every time I enter a pub... Anything from random comments that make no sense, to straight women cornering me in the tiolets to talk about my breasts. Is this normal, I certainly lack pub experience, or do I just attract nuts? I'm not kiddinf, this lot make you lot look normal!