Why are people in pubs so weird?

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I don't typically like pubs, clubs or anywhere like that. Pubs are often too noisy and rough, or too quiet and filled with the regulars. It's uncomfortable for me, either way. Clubs are simply too noisy and far too expensive, for me. The pub/club experience is only heightened by friends, of course - you don't need a pub for friends. I favour a night-in where I can buy the drinks in advance, for a fraction of the money. Where I can choose the music and use my own, clean toilet. (I've had some nasty toilet-experiences. You don't want to know.) Still, I blame Bristol for your problem. :wink: Bristol = bristols - you should expect some breast-action.
 

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She may be typing from her Blueberry or her Motorola flip phone.
She doesn`t have a phone!!! She can use her hubby`s phone once a week just to call Flamey and say hello! :eek:
And you wonder how I know all this.... I`m sleeping with her hubby secretly! :smile:
 

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She doesn`t have a phone!!! She can use her hubby`s phone once a week just to call Flamey and say hello! :eek:
And you wonder how I know all this.... I`m sleeping with her hubby secretly! :smile:
Of course, he doesn`t know this yet! :wink:
 

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I hate dealing with drunks. For the most part, I encounter two kinds of drunks. The ones that just lovvvvve you, and the ones that want to fight.
We started making some of the bars put mail boxes up outside. It got too crazy inside them. Hey ba ba ba baby. Wa wa wa wanna bu bu buy me a drink? *hic*
 

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I'm sat in a pub in Bristol. I arrived early, the bus arrived on time for the first time ever...

Anyway, I walk in and order my drink and the random not drunk guy stood next to me with his wife starts asking me to hi five, because it is so good being alive.

Now I'd chalk this up to just being a random nut, but shut like this happens every time I enter a pub... Anything from random comments that make no sense, to straight women cornering me in the tiolets to talk about my breasts.

Is this normal, I certainly lack pub experience, or do I just attract nuts?

I'm not kiddinf, this lot make you lot look normal!

Sounds pretty normal to me.

You know, you sound so much more English when you're . . . in a pub :tongue:
 

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That would be a good thread, Earl.

Simple answer is mostly not anymore IMO.

You've become a nation of strangers living together like much of the US. Enjoying being alone with other people in a Starbucks and not feeling so alienated even though you really are and having the pleasure of suspecting every other person is a child molester ready to abduct your children.
 

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Firstly, Flamey, you're a cunt!

Yes, I was typing from my HTC, thank you for defending my poor typing last night Hoss, much appreciated.

Shortly after starting this thread, I got a call from those I was meeting, telling me they'd decided to go to a different pub on the other side of town, so I grabbed my stuff and headed over...

We all met up, had a drink or two and this guy comes over (really drunk, holding on to the walls to stay upright, and at the time it wasn't even 9pm) and starts hitting on one of the guys I'm with. Then he moved on to hitting on my husband who had just returned from the toilets (Luka, Cael says he was nicer than you!)

This guy was probably the best of the night. I'm used to drunk people, you can't grow up just outside of Swansea without having met a few, but to actively hit on my husband and friends, and then pull me away from my game of pool, and I was winning, and utter this line, to a complete fucking stranger

"I've never seen so much cunt in my life, and all I want is a cock in my mouth"

I couldn't believe it. The other woman who was with me would happily kill anyone using that particular term, thankfully he picked me though and I tried to get him to sign up for gold membership!

Maybe I'm just too old to be going out, I don't understand people or how they interact these days. People just don't seem to acknowledge boundaries anymore!

I did meet a lovely guy and his creepy friend though, we bonded over our accents and he seemed really sane (He said I was lovely!) We swapped phone numbers and plan to go out again soon.

I apologize about the complete randomness of this thread, but I was really bored sat there waiting last night lol

(And no, none of what happened had anything to do with what I was wearing... I was seen on cam here upon my return, and no one here was weird!)
 

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We all met up, had a drink or two and this guy comes over (really drunk, holding on to the walls to stay upright, and at the time it wasn't even 9pm) and starts hitting on one of the guys I'm with. Then he moved on to hitting on my husband who had just returned from the toilets (Luka, Cael says he was nicer than you!)

This guy was probably the best of the night. I'm used to drunk people, you can't grow up just outside of Swansea without having met a few, but to actively hit on my husband and friends, and then pull me away from my game of pool, and I was winning, and utter this line, to a complete fucking stranger

"I've never seen so much cunt in my life, and all I want is a cock in my mouth"

I couldn't believe it. The other woman who was with me would happily kill anyone using that particular term, thankfully he picked me though and I tried to get him to sign up for gold membership!

Maybe I'm just too old to be going out, I don't understand people or how they interact these days. People just don't seem to acknowledge boundaries anymore!<snip>)

OMG, lol! Boundaries do seem to slipping, though. Last time I was out in a pub on the Manchester gay scene a middle-aged woman plonked her handbag on the banquette next to me and asked me to keep an eye on it while she went to the loo. When she came back her daughter and the younger woman's boyfriend joined us and we had a lovely evening chatting about all sorts of things. A nice family night out! Not what I was expecting from the evening, but delightful nevertheless. :smile:
 

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Firstly, Flamey, you're a cunt!

Yes, I was typing from my HTC, thank you for defending my poor typing last night Hoss, much appreciated.

Shortly after starting this thread, I got a call from those I was meeting, telling me they'd decided to go to a different pub on the other side of town, so I grabbed my stuff and headed over...

We all met up, had a drink or two and this guy comes over (really drunk, holding on to the walls to stay upright, and at the time it wasn't even 9pm) and starts hitting on one of the guys I'm with. Then he moved on to hitting on my husband who had just returned from the toilets (Luka, Cael says he was nicer than you!)

This guy was probably the best of the night. I'm used to drunk people, you can't grow up just outside of Swansea without having met a few, but to actively hit on my husband and friends, and then pull me away from my game of pool, and I was winning, and utter this line, to a complete fucking stranger

"I've never seen so much cunt in my life, and all I want is a cock in my mouth"

I couldn't believe it. The other woman who was with me would happily kill anyone using that particular term, thankfully he picked me though and I tried to get him to sign up for gold membership!

Maybe I'm just too old to be going out, I don't understand people or how they interact these days. People just don't seem to acknowledge boundaries anymore!

I did meet a lovely guy and his creepy friend though, we bonded over our accents and he seemed really sane (He said I was lovely!) We swapped phone numbers and plan to go out again soon.

I apologize about the complete randomness of this thread, but I was really bored sat there waiting last night lol

(And no, none of what happened had anything to do with what I was wearing... I was seen on cam here upon my return, and no one here was weird!)


Hahahaha, hysterical! xD Oh I would die from laughing if I'd have that said to my face. xD Now, this might be a longshot.. but I suspect this was a gay bar.. xD
I so want to party with you Acon, sounds like a lot of fun! :D
Boundaries are boring! ;P I barely have any when I'm sober and they're washed away when I'm drunk. ;P
 

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Hahahaha, hysterical! xD Oh I would die from laughing if I'd have that said to my face. xD Now, this might be a longshot.. but I suspect this was a gay bar.. xD
I so want to party with you Acon, sounds like a lot of fun! :D
Boundaries are boring! ;P I barely have any when I'm sober and they're washed away when I'm drunk. ;P

It was a normal bar, and to the best of my knowledge, he was the only gay guy in there.

One thing I will say is that I was shocked and warmed by the reception this guy got, he was way over the top, needy and touching up any and every guy he went near.

A few years ago, he'd have been lucky to have left alive, but everyone seemed happy enough to let him have his fun and move on to the next unsuspecting person!
 
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You've become a nation of strangers living together like much of the US. Enjoying being alone with other people in a Starbucks and not feeling so alienated even though you really are and having the pleasure of suspecting every other person is a child molester ready to abduct your children.
In the cities yep, but not so much in the smaller towns or up north. Places I've lived most people seem to know and acknowledge each other, I'm glad to say. :)

Sounds pretty normal to me.
I know, lol, me too. :p
 
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I'm sat in a pub in Bristol. I arrived early, the bus arrived on time for the first time ever...

Anyway, I walk in and order my drink and the random not drunk guy stood next to me with his wife starts asking me to hi five, because it is so good being alive.

Now I'd chalk this up to just being a random nut, but shut like this happens every time I enter a pub... Anything from random comments that make no sense, to straight women cornering me in the tiolets to talk about my breasts.

Is this normal, I certainly lack pub experience, or do I just attract nuts?

I'm not kiddinf, this lot make you lot look normal!

You attract nuts..