I do, from time to time, get requests to see my penis. Why? My penis is not amazing. I have never claimed it was. What about MY penis entices the world? Surely I would understand if it were 9 x 7 or some other measurement that makes the general populace pale in comparison, but this is not so. I have acquiesced to those of you who asked, and am making it known. Go look. I might take them down soon depending on how long I am distracted with the delusion that my penis is actually a valuable asset to this website's cache.