Why are we murdering flowers?

[Northland]

I ask you, is it right to murder poor defenseless flowers for the sake of a pretty window or table setting? What did a flower ever do to you to deserve such cruelty?

 

[TaigaStar]

Two words: Asexual Reproduction. Lucky bastards.

I've honestly no clue if you're joking. If not, then my real answer would be "because they can grow back"

 

[DaveyR]

Because the bastards deserve it.

 

[nudeyorker]

Because they look prettier than weeds or sticks in centerpiece or bridal bouquet.

 

[DaveyR]

Don't you ever have cut flowers in the house Northlad?

 

[Northland]

Don't you ever have cut flowers in the house Northlad?

Not in years. They have this annoying tendency to die. I mean, what's that all about? Don't they know who I am?


Oh, maybe that's why they die.:frown1:


I knew a woman a few years ago, she would become livid when presented with flowers.

 

[Northland]

Because they look prettier than weeds or sticks in centerpiece or bridal bouquet.

I don't know that Morticia Addams would agree with you.

 

[Northland]

Two words: Asexual Reproduction. Lucky bastards.

I've honestly no clue if you're joking. If not, then my real answer would be "because they can grow back"

How can they grow back if they're stuck in a vase? So confusing.

 

[DaveyR]

Well the way I look at it most flowers sold are cultivated specifically to be sold. If people didn't buy them then they would never get to show their pretty heads.

 

[Big Irish]

I like them, cuz if you listen really hard, you can hear them scream when cut:tongue:

 

[Pecker]

I like pizza.

 

[midlifebear]

I like pizza with pepperoni and mushrooms.

 

[D_Terry_Misue]

why are we murdering flowers?

BECAUSE WE CAN!


(otherwise flowers would surely be murdering us)

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Barbra Streisand got upset when Neil Diamond did not bring her flowers.

 

[gymfresh]

Wouldn't she expect Eric Flower to bring her flowers and Neil Diamond to bring her diamonds?

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Wouldn't she expect Eric Flower to bring her flowers and Neil Diamond to bring her diamonds?

Spot on Gym and i guess Prince would bring her a Tiara :wink:

 

[798686]

Because the bastards deserve it.

Off with their heads! :tongue: