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I'm straight because I don't have any bends or curves in my cock
 

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Why am I straight???

Well, I couldn't tell you anything that hasn't ben mentioned yet, though I haven't read ALL of the responses, so I'll just be..a-HEM- straightforward:

I don't find the male body attractive.
Other than my own, that is.
While I am able to compliment another guy who I would consider having a nice apppearance, I don't find myself lusting over them or wondering what they're like sexually.

WOMEN... on the other hand, arouse me just for the fact they are curvy, soft, and have this ADORABLE little slit betwixt their thighs that drive me WILD.
I have been approached by bi and gay men who express interest in me, and , while complimentary, I let them know (usually, in a very civil way , except for ONCE when intoxicated) that it isn't my thing.

As of late, I've been VERY single and , through the WORST luck or cock-blocking buddies, my sex life is less than spectacular.
Even still, I have no desire to have sex with another guy, no offense to those of you that do,but I've always had an affinity , a passion, for the female flesh.

I guess, to say it plainly, I just LOVE women for whom and what they are.:biggrin1:
 

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8dot75...It is a crying shame you are single, what waste!!! My god you are edilble

If by off chance you ever feel like a MFM threesome and your visiting Australia ...gimme a call:smile: :tongue: I'd ease your dry spell in less than 30 seconds :biggrin1:

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I have nothing against straight people. I mean, some of my best friends are straight. But, I just don't see why we should let them get married or raise kids. I mean, especially raising kids. They might try to recruit the kids they are raising. I hope I'm not offending anyone, I'm just looking out for the kids. :burnout:
 

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I have nothing against straight people. I mean, some of my best friends are straight. But, I just don't see why we should let them get married or raise kids. I mean, especially raising kids. They might try to recruit the kids they are raising. I hope I'm not offending anyone, I'm just looking out for the kids. :burnout:

That makes sense to me, but it may seem strange to others. The funny thing is when a straight person makes the same remark, it is the most normal and expected thing to say. Another thing that gets me angry is the use of the term "gay" to insult others, especially in Britain. You people legalize gay marriage, but still use the word "gay" to insult people? You fucking hypocrites. Here in the U.S., I can understand why the insult is still in widespread use, because homosexuality is not tolerated in the U.S., but Britain?
 

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I remember coming out to my parents. When they found out I was straight they were so pissed.:tongue:

We don't have a choice in it, it's just what we like. The same goes for gay and bi people.

Thank you, ganja......you truly GET it. It is comments like this from young men such as yourself, that give me hope that just MAYBE each generation IS getting a little smarter than the last, and maybe someday, we will be socially, mentally, and emotionally enlightened enough to survive as a species....and may even deserve to continue.
 

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8dot75...It is a crying shame you are single, what waste!!! My god you are edilble

If by off chance you ever feel like a MFM threesome and your visiting Australia ...gimme a call:smile: :tongue: I'd ease your dry spell in less than 30 seconds :biggrin1:

xx
Honey


Maybe I should make like a Wallaby and "Hop on" the next Qantas Flight to go "Down under " in more ways than one.....:wink:... 3somes are Kewl- even MfM- and she'd learn what it means to be QUEEN in the Queen's Triad ...:cool::cool::cool:

And Thank you for the compliment... :redface::rolleyes:
 

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I'm straight because Jesus helped to cure me of the mortal sin of homosexuality. You see, I was possessed by demonic spirits who led me to engage in unspeakable acts of perversion and lechery. I was lost for years on end ridding men of their sacred baby batter, allowing their holy seed to pollute my every oriface on a daily basis. Then I found the Lord and he helped to cure me from that horrible cancer. You too can be saved if you give yourself unto Christ. Although I hate your sin I love each and every one of you as sinners and I thank Our Father everyday for delivering me from the evils of faggotry. Although I am still afflicted by these terrible temptations, I have not acted upon them in years. Now the only children at my church that I molest are girls.
 

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Well, frankly I don't think it's natural. But I just want to say that I support equal rights, and I would never hold it against someone that they decided to make that choice.

Allways nice to see that there are still people out there who think it's a choice.. that you chose the person who you are, it's not like switching jobs you know.. BUT WAIT!!.. maybe i can choose to be extremely humorous, or incredibly charming. Like their not at all character traits, that it's as simple as 'insert data disc here for a new set of personal upgrades'.. I wonder why you think gay people would 'choose' the hard way of life when we all could just merily be making babies. No fuss.. Or could be just that 6 billion people make up a diversity that is for better or worse 'natural'.
 

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What an enjoyable little topic.....seems like there have many questions asking this same question, as we all know. Only difference, it was reversed. It is amazing to me that most of the negative comments were not that offensive. More or less made in jest to some of the negative comments made toward Gay people, when this question is asked in it's normal form. Seems like what goes around, sometimes comes around, only Gay people are not as harsh on the straight people. We have felt the reticule and why would we pass that on.
I like this Question...well done.

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I'm straight because Jesus helped to cure me of the mortal sin of homosexuality. You see, I was possessed by demonic spirits who led me to engage in unspeakable acts of perversion and lechery. I was lost for years on end ridding men of their sacred baby batter, allowing their holy seed to pollute my every oriface on a daily basis. Then I found the Lord and he helped to cure me from that horrible cancer. You too can be saved if you give yourself unto Christ. Although I hate your sin I love each and every one of you as sinners and I thank Our Father everyday for delivering me from the evils of faggotry. Although I am still afflicted by these terrible temptations, I have not acted upon them in years. Now the only children at my church that I molest are girls.
You have an even bigger sin since all the semen you have guzzled is still with in your intestines and you will be gay until death no matters how much you protest it. The good news is that the real Jesus that you want to know loves every body even gays and that means you may eventually make it past the gate of Saint Peter.
 

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Why I am straight:
- Men don't have boobs;
- Women don't grow beards or mustaches (most of them, at least);
- Men don't have boobs;
- Female skin is smoother and just makes you want to touch it and feel it forever;
- Men don't have boobs;
- I've never liked suppositories;
- Men don't have boobs;
- * Sex between 2 guys sounds like fencing until one of them finally makes a touché;
- Men don't have boobs;
- Men are all sweaty and smelly (hey, I should know. I am one):tongue:
- Men don't have... Oh, I'm sure you got the point by now
- Hairy back??? Yuckkkkkkkk.
- ( o Y o )
- Men are too basic. Women are mysterious and a constant challenge. Although trying to understand them is something yet to be achieved, when we pull something right... ahhh, there's nothing better than seeing a happy lady; :rolleyes:
- Juggs, tattas, pillows, titties, etc, etc, etc...
- "OMG, OMG, OMG" somehow sounds better in a soft female voice... call me picky;
- And finally, last but not least, men don't have boobs.

NOTE: Not all of the above is to be taken seriously, especially where marked with *


I wonder why you think gay people would 'choose' the hard way of life when we all could just merily be making babies.

People are gay because they are attracted to someone of their own sex and that's all that matters. Plus, when you love someone, you don't give a fuck about what everybody else thinks. Therefore, if "we" (I suppose that by "you", you're reffering to straight people) think what you said, we are being morons.
If it's about love, it's no one's business but the lovers'. If it's just about sex... well, it's no one else's business either. As long as people are grown-ups and can think for themselves, let them be the way they want to without questioning why.

PS: Thank you, mother Nature, for these ( o Y o )
 
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I'm straight because Jesus helped to cure me of the mortal sin of homosexuality. You see, I was possessed by demonic spirits who led me to engage in unspeakable acts of perversion and lechery. I was lost for years on end ridding men of their sacred baby batter, allowing their holy seed to pollute my every oriface on a daily basis. Then I found the Lord and he helped to cure me from that horrible cancer. You too can be saved if you give yourself unto Christ. Although I hate your sin I love each and every one of you as sinners and I thank Our Father everyday for delivering me from the evils of faggotry. Although I am still afflicted by these terrible temptations, I have not acted upon them in years. Now the only children at my church that I molest are girls.


OMG UR GOING TO HELL!!

Hey wait I had a question what if I were to walk up to a gay guy and just have my way with him cuz he's so hot? What would happen? U gays guys are really cute and just so clean. *sigh* I hate that when I find out a really cute guy is gay....... I can change that *evilgrin*
 
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Why I am straight:
- Men don't have boobs;
- Women don't grow beards or mustaches (most of them, at least);
- Men don't have boobs;
- Female skin is smoother and just makes you want to touch it and feel it forever;
- Men don't have boobs;
- I've never liked suppositories;
- Men don't have boobs;
- * Sex between 2 guys sounds like fencing until one of them finally makes a touché;
- Men don't have boobs;
- Men are all sweaty and smelly (hey, I should know. I am one):tongue:
- Men don't have... Oh, I'm sure you got the point by now
- Hairy back??? Yuckkkkkkkk.
- ( o Y o )
NOTE: Not all of the above is to be taken seriously, especially where marked with *



I'm a nudist,and I hate to have to break this to you,but some men HAVE boobs,big gigglie boobs