my job as a life guard began badly "what do you mean you cant wear speedos!" my boss yelled "i dont fit in them!" i protested "look all the lads your age say that, they all manage somehow!" he bellowed storming out, he couldnt accept i was on the large side and had big balls, after he saw me on my first shift, my soft cock clearly visible and my scrotum peeking out he agreed i could wear red board shorts as long as i wore the speedos underneath i became a lifeguard because i needed a job for the summer, i love swimming and i love oggling wet men in wet swimming trunks, well most of them, we get the odd out of shape dieter on a very dull day a middle aged woman, notorious for making nuisance complaints "mikey i just had to talk to you!" she said in her black one piece swimming costume "can i help u mrs gregory?" i asked feigning interest, it was probably another complaint about theyoung girls "freeness" in the locker room, something i as a life guard have no power over "theres a man, who comes in for the 4 o'clock free swim, in a pair of black speedos, well the women and i feel he should wear a bigger swimming costume!" she blurted out blushing "do you mean his butt is hungry?" i asked, mrs gregory tended to take issue with out obese swimmers, despite being far from slim herself "no, his ass is just fine!" she muttered "his cup over flows!" she muttered giving me a knowing look "what?" i asked exsasperated "his cocks too big for a speedo!" she finally exclaimed, gasping and covering her own mouth in surprise "oh!" i said dumbfounded the 4 o'clock free swim came and i waited and waited and waited suddenly i saw them, the black speedos, as he turned in the pool i saw the issue, he looked like he was smuggling a large banana in his speedos, i beckoned him over to the life guard office, this was going to be an awkward talk!