Why did the cock cross the road?

[shaguar]

To get to the other size.

 

[mitchymo]

To get to the other size.

I love bad jokes!

and Why did the sperm cross the road?


it didn't have a choice...it was shot there!

 

[OCMuscleJock]

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[Wish-4-8]

Why did the cock cross the Road?

Because the chicken was there and he wanted to fuck it. (cock meaning rooster)

 

[798686]

Cos it saw two Moomins coming out of Woolworths?

 

[Catchoftheday]

He was just following that fucking chicken

Money - he was hard up

 

[snobbes]

he was chasing the tomato on its way to become ketchup.

 

[arktrucker]

Why do they ever cross the road?

 

[snobbes]

Maybe curiosity dont kill cats only.

 

[D_Horatio Nailfungus]

To meet his dealer..was tweaking on a hit!