Why did the cock cross the road?

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  1. shaguar

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    To get to the other size.
     
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    I love bad jokes!

    and Why did the sperm cross the road?


    it didn't have a choice...it was shot there!
     
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    Why did the cock cross the Road?

    Because the chicken was there and he wanted to fuck it. (cock meaning rooster)
     
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    Cos it saw two Moomins coming out of Woolworths?
     
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    He was just following that fucking chicken

    Money - he was hard up
     
  7. snobbes

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    he was chasing the tomato on its way to become ketchup.
     
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    Why do they ever cross the road?
     
  9. snobbes

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    Maybe curiosity dont kill cats only.
     
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    To meet his dealer..was tweaking on a hit!
     
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